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Going back to Fishtails..is this potential title going to be a literal reference? A metaphor? I wonder if Bozās comments about the G-spot song being a poetic and allegorical gem will extend to Fishtails as well. I can see it being a song about how the publicās perception of her was influenced by tainted media coverage, essentially creating a woven narrative like a fishtail braid. I could also see her going in a more literal direction where she gets her hair done as a bridesmaid but she wonders when her day in the sun as a bride will come
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2022 Lipsters Awards: The Decade Edition - January 21st
The Stargirl Pinky replied to Elle's topic in Contests
Now that my initial nomination collapse has passed I wanted to thank yaāll again for considering me for a few Lipster awards this year! Iām just a wee little pinky and donāt take myself very seriously 95% of the time on LB so the recognition feels really nice. However, Iād be remiss if I didnāt show my support for my fellow Lipsters who have been through thick and thin with me - the kind souls whose consistent demonstration of loyalty, friendship, and care is reflected in their iconic presence on Lanaboards. While all of the nominees have earned their spots on the final list I wanted to share my personal endorsements. Iām traveling a long ways today so lucky for you Iāve written an essay to keep you entertained. Without further ado for your considerationā¦ā¦ Most Active: @Surf Noir is an icon, a national treasure, and a hilarious human being whose sole activity on Lanaboards keeps the website profitable on a weekly basis* (*claims not substantiated by LB management) Best Username: If this Pinky doesnāt tickle your pickle then I strongly endorse the beautiful, unique, amazing, talented @takeitdoen. This is a double edged sword because the username is so iconic and I donāt want him to retire this name, so actually maybe donāt vote for him SHDBDJFB jk jk do it Best Taste: The unquestionable influence, thoughtfulness, and intelligence of @honeybadger and @PatentLeatherDoOver is unmatched and both besties really stand out - from their Lana theories to their upcoming album discourse all of us gorls have been captivated by these two individuals for many eras Worst Taste: She needs no introduction but this award has become synonymous with @Terrence Loves Me, a shining star on this forum whose posts never fail to make me laugh Nicest Member: If you decide Pinkyās arenāt your thing and youāre more of a thumb, index, or middle finger kind of gorl then @Alison by Slowdive is the bestie for you! Her kindness spans centuries - a prophecy foretold in 13 B.C. now physically manifested in the 21st century Best New Member: The devil works hard but @hotshot2am works harder - a technical savant, our technologically gifted bestie has made countless contributions to the DYK thread in our search for album information Underrated Member: The showstopping @prettywhenimhigh is our resident goddess, the hostess with the mostest, an international icon known for her love of Tulla Luana and Gretchen Miranda. She is the sister everybody would want, I donāt know a better person Most Missed Sis: @past the bushes is one of the funniest members Iāve encountered on this website, and those who had the pleasure of interacting with them know exactly what Iām talking about. Their gags never miss - an example of a model Lanaboards citizen Biggest Stan: Without a doubt the person that comes to mind is @IanadeIrey - her knowledge of Lana lore down to her very own nail beds is the kind of nominee we need for this category Hybrid Fan: Heās not a hybrid fan, but really hybrid fam. @boom like that is the living embodiment of all things that make me go boom like that: heās hot, heās smart, and a true music lover of all kinds Be My Daddy: The way I wanted to be hilarious with this next post but I couldnāt come up with anything because thereās nothing funny about how hot she is. @Veniceās beauty knows no limits, it permeates her very pores from her outer lewks to her inner soul. She changed my life this year in more ways than people will ever know and Iām so grateful for her friendship. This award is truly deserved Thread of the Year: I havenāt stopped sobbing over āherā making the nominations list DJDNFFHD itās the gift that keeps on giving. Crazy For You Pre-Leak is also an equal contenderā¦.the memories we shared and the shitposting that went on to reach a certain number of pages was next level Thread of the Decade: Formal petition for sitewide access to the old Chemtrails pre-release which accidentally got merged by a mod bc some of my best gags were in those pages FJRJTJFNR. This thread was SUCH a mess and Iām here for it Leak of the Decade: If you donāt choose Life is Beautiful you have horrible taste LB Moment of the Decade: Cassette Girl DESERVES and if youāre not voting for this youāre denying her and her fired grandparentās rights to be cemented into Lanaboards history! And thatās it for now! God Bless ladies!!! -
Oh you are wrong for this honeybadger LMAO praying Lana doesnāt show up at your door like big bird
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Not LPSG getting a Lanaboards shoutout today on the Lordās day