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spent 20mins of my lunch break trying to make a fake tracklist and I just can’t do it my manager said i need a pdf of your tracklist and he’ll help me. @the ocean can u send it over.

Yes I think the thread got merged with random discussion so they just started again

It’s so embarrassing to think of the ATRL peeps looking down on us and giggling at how dumb some of us are Like I think this is the worst shape this thread has ever been in and it honestly needs locking for 24hours to let everyone decompress. Cause for real how can you not tell when BOZ is joking and when he’s not.. like he was NOT admitting to being kuntsugi he was merely having fun also I can’t tell which ones of y’all believe the fake track lists (that our own members posted) and which ones are in on the joke.. cause some of y’all definitely seem to believe them a little

the way you can’t finish opening these on mobile No, idk where people are getting that tbh..

we need more mods, that’s what happened

He’s basically just saying if things aren’t true rather than spilling tbh

- Burn Me Where You Deserve isn’t a title - Waist Deep in Icy Waves isn’t a title - PT is a title, BOZ said it wasn’t but then “I forgot Lana changed it to that”. No way we’ll be able to guess it apparently. - Candy Necklace is piano (we knew that already tbh) - Fishtail, not Fishtails (according to 111 who may or may not be trolling) - TBTKYN or whatever (Gustavo, BOZ’s friend teased the acronym ages ago) isn’t related to the album. i think that’s all BOZ has said? @The Stargirl Pinky

Hmm period thank you

it = Liz, im calling from california Yes it’s real. BOZ confirmed like twice already yall quit asking!!

the way i didn’t even make a track list.. my impact

and i’m not giving up. onto the second advisor

NFR! Was hell on earth.. I swear it had 4,000 pages before we even had a release date. the things I was doing for information back then

ask him the old title omg

might be worth mentioning here that the track 16 on aha music, the acrcloud people said that song “doesn’t exist” in their database when I emailed them but.. I think they were being a bit dense idk. @hotshot2ammight be able to elaborate on whether it can be falsified or what

also the barcode looks like the exact same blurry one someone posted earlier

when Lana ends the album with “fuck lanaboards. peace out” and a mic drop sound omg

You can see it all over tbh, even on LB we’re getting way more new registrations than in previous pre-release eras. I used to check reddit as well back in 2017 and you’d get like 1-2 posts a day, now it’s thriving. TikTok really has done wonders for Lana in terms of the younger generation.

because 111 is troll and malicious enough to be making it up

There was an email for pre-order which had the gif on it.

I think the thicker the writing appears, the harder it’ll be to make it out. I think if we were gonna deduce anything from the track list gifs, we’d have to use a mixture of all four. But I don’t think it’s gonna happen considering how pixelated they are. Like, six letters are one pixel at this point.

I’m honestly losing track of which track is which

wait lemme try😭 I think laserjet is default so I’ll try thermal tmrw!!

when i open Reddit and see “lana delays album until 2024” as the top post