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i regrettably spent all my money on purple sweater material for my outfit, so ive taken up a quick side job to pay to get to the awards in time i heard a certain particular woman on the street corner knows a secret way into the awards through her basement should i follow?

screaming and crying and throwing up and starting a mid-life crisis i cant believe the literal ocean has a lanaboards account and decided to give me an award i bestow upon YOU the award of being cute and iconic

i voted cant wait for the results

dutch geboren om te sterven paradijs ultrageweld huwelijksreis levenslust norman verdomme rockwell chemtrails over de country club blauwe trapleuningen

yall I GOT NOMINATED for missed member and underrated member!!! im crying, screaming, dripping my tears into pots containing my dying plants. i cannot believe i was gone for several months and some of you remembered me enough to vote for me!! im so grateful to whoever you are and im glad that i timed my comeback in such a way i get to receive these nominations at this moment theres so many iconic members on these lists and each and every one deserves an award and it made my entire life to get nominated on the best award show in the world. HOWEVER id like to ask you to consider voting for me for missed member and underrated member! Id also like to specifically endorse some of the most amazing lipsters: VOTE @Venice @honeybadger @boom like that @LanasLeftCheekFiller OR ELSE in any case, ive gathered my outfit and am getting ready to celebrate the most famous event of the year with all the besties

mod note: user has been warned for this post

omg the blue banisters lanaboards theme leaked it fits so well with lana's aesthetic vision for this era

LMAO im living this all is just hilarious i feel like im past the point of caring so im just scrolling lb and vibing with yall

casually anticipating this country album i have low expectations but i'm thinking we might end up pleasantly surprised by Lana's interpretation of country

hold on i'm speaking something into existence rn

@IanadeIrey girl get those album cover maker tools ready i'm sensing you'll do sumn with a title like Rock Candy Sweet

So Lana, chemtrails has been out for a day or two now what are you plans for the futu- Rock Candy Sweet:

she said: 'awwwww gays thought last pre-release was chaos, ITS TIME I GIVE THEM ACTUAL CHAOS '

i FINALLY said my goodbyes to the pre-release thread, made it to the post-release arriving fashionably late just went through all these pages frantically liking all your beautiful album thoughts WITH NO SPOILER CLICKING INVOLVED i went on an amazing bike ride today, sun finally shining after days of miserable weather, had just finished some deadlines so i felt extra free and breezy, wind in my back, listening to the ALBUM, little flowers finally starting to bloom along the road it felt like i was floating ever so slightly off the ground & just wanted to cry at all the beauty i was experiencing in that moment

got my black dress on tonight / pre-release funeral on the lana del rey forum site but along with a funeral of an old thread, a new thread is born and im all rejuvenated & freshened up & full of energy for a new pre-release era i'm not tired at all im not tired at all not tired at all at all

LDR 8 PRE-PRE-RELEASE THREAD INCOMING

el capitan half dome walking in nature creeks sunrise a mountain lion looked me in the eye and then quickly walked away sublime nature yosemite feelings

i just read so many pages clicking millions of spoiler thingies djdjdjjfjh but i can't stop thinking about how i love all your posts about the album! it gives me such a special feeling listening to it and reading all your beautiful posts simultaneously. especially @Lustformoney and @electra

appreciation post for @Clampigirl i can imagine this must be kind of stressful as a mod, but you're doing great

YEA i totally gave in and listened to everything i hate myself im so weak i had this whole thing planned