stupidapartmentcomplex

gays coming up with the plan to set up a twitter account for the 9th time pretending they have the album

the serbian gay thriving and putting the cool & fun cocc vinyl he got up for sale and suddenly hearing the sound of hundreds of lipsters showing up at his address

there's officially 923520 seconds left until we finally hear what it actually is that they did for:

- fun

- free

- you

- me

- the right reasons

i think that requires a celebration 

nvm 

nfr was a driving around aimlessly type of album and cocc is a being at home homely feeling kinda album yup she said you're all in lockdown let's give a soundtrack to vanquish the depression while washing the hair doing the laundry and dreaming of LA - Midwest - Yosemite kind of destinations

AHH having a nostalgia moment over this thread. Its due date is so near My Lanaboards birth was during this pre-release and it's honestly been one of the funnest things I've ever witnessed. The enormous amount of meltdowns, gates, delusion, scat, cursed dates, drama, shenanigans, theories and fanmade cover arts  

featuring all of these iconic things:

Vinyl colours, August 5th, September 5th, February 26th, QFTC, team realistic, team delulu, cocctober, 3 days and 4 midnights, Seafoam Nova, Dolphin Flower,

soon, sylvia, sean, september, spooky, shanice, sheridan, surprise release, shazam, sophie 

magate , magate 2.0 , dancing lana  blingeegate, mesh mask, boargate,

the never-ending violet era (Sylvia...), brujademusica, source code excavations, "Twitch? Lana del rey WITCH" mariah.gif, page 666, Margaret Thatcher, pixel counting, ALBUM COVER MELTDOWNS

And also many many posts of:

"...ya know my problem with nfr is that i just think it's so..." 

"i actually really like that chemtrails 9 snippet..."

"inb4 she posts about her personal trainer again instead of the album she's supposed to be releasing soon"

"Here's how chemtrails can still be released on september 5th..."

"Fuck off Jared"

it's been a wild ass ride and i've loved every bit of it with you people  just wanted to say it

remember bongos.

one gay's rating can't and won't ruin the expectation

people always complain when shenanigans and drama happen but honestly?? 

these past pages I literally could not for the life of me understand what was being fought about but I'm thriving anyway

when the album doesn't appear on spotify on the 19th and instead country covers album with nikki lane comes up

some of y'all girlies really have me contemplating infinite alternate universes in the chemtrails over the country club pre-release thread: out march 19th 2021

sending thoughts & prayers to alternate reality me where LiB, Thunder and ITTJ never leaked 

sending all hate and negativity to alternate me where dealer wasn't rudely & maniacally removed from the tracklist 

i GASPED AND JUMPED LIKE A FOOL IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY 

ALSO the way she's looking back on her past so much lately everybody is legally obliged to move

guys omg?? look at the bottom 

friendship ended with apple best new music playlist 

now @Nikogo's posts are my best friend 

earlier today: guys it's over there's no white dress on NZ spotify... 

now: EGGSHELL GARMENT INCOMING IN A FEW HOURS CLUTCH YOUR PEARLS EVERYBODY MOVED

FUCk my hype really just hit imagining and working out my plans for what my first album listen will be like.

I think I will go off Lanaboards on the 18th as soon as it comes out in NZ, and calm my nerves by listening to all her albums in release order ending with hope-bihi. 

After that I'll go to sleep, butterflies in my stomach, knowing I will finally have cocc in my ears the next day. I'll wake up and get through my online lessons for the day and get in the mood and headspace for MY FIRST ALBUM LISTEN, during which I am absolutely going to cry from experiencing something so cathartic and beautiful.

Then, I'll watch the masterpieces that are the cocc and White Dress mv for the first time with sound on. Next, I will perform my second album listen and probably freak out even more.

While enjoying my THIRD listen I'll finally go back on Lanaboards (if it hasn't crashed) and read back the millions of new pages and join the COCC post-release thread and the new pre-pre-release thread. 

I am EXCITED yup yup

contemplating releasing QFTC two

from inside my igloo

PLS that twitter account let me remove my search history real quick

ngl i'm loving the "helping lanabanana11 for his presentation thread" 

i liked the part where there were no controversies in the interview and we got song descriptions and she talked about the album i lived

yosemite trying to reach the lanaboards lipsters from within the password locked file after one of the 5 homosexuals locked ha up together with BUS

 new album cover shoot bts pic

im detecting an album trailer + mojo interview for tomorrow 

quickly someone create chimney updates thread 

It's Beautiful, White Hot Forever and Dealer walking away from the tracklist to form her magnum opus EP later on

(including hits like seafoam nova, dolphin flower and contemplating at costco the santa clarita fires)

dumbass acronym  

tasteless men  

incoming music 

big cock  

white dress has to be a summary of the pre-release thread, i love her shes so considerate of her fans

me doing a full on investigation to see if i recognize lana after yall said it was a double