stupidapartmentcomplex

wheres the news and media attention, campaign advertisements & phone calls and televised debate for these songs? crazy for you and california need a better PR team if they want to secure my vote

this is my first time buying vinyls and im already regretting buying three variants lmaooneed to get a grip for realthis was so stressful

IM FUCKING READDY FUCK ME TO DEATH

I AM SCREAMING IM THROWING UP IM GONNA PISS MYSLEHG OGMGJHHGSAHGSHDGHGDHGGH

lana in the middle of announcing the album in the tunnel but the signal cuts out

trisha was spotted in the lana del rey album tunnel yallcollab of the decennium incoming

when the cover is her in the the tunnel and its lined with yellow lights matching the yellow color of the logo and its her lizzy re up reloaded era

i just remember thinking this is so edgy and different..

the chokehold these 2022 albums have me in.. is it allowed to have 9 mothers

im giggling and gaggling at this attempt at a collab 

if taylor wanted to create an auditory where is waldo experience to find out where lana's vocals are, she definitely succeeded

she revealed the album title and cover @honeymoon!! i love how she included her friends on the cover 

When I look back, tracing fingertips over plastic bags

I think I wish I could extrapolate some small intention

Or maybe get your attention for a minute or two

i laughed i cried i jumped and screamed in fear and awe

HI YALL 

not me unknowingly unconsciously getting put in the hunger games hosted by our overlord @the ocean on a school ass night 

now im sitting here.. barefeet on my luxury satin four poster bed in my 5 storey 10 bedroom 7.5 bathroom neoclassical mansion bought with my prize money - and really contemplating the whole experience

id like to thank my district members @IanadeIrey & @Terrence Loves Me we slayed the world and ill forever be a district fiveanator

id also like to thank @Elle for possessing me and gracefully choosing me as a vessel for her vengeance against @Rorman Nockwell (ill accept a off-season lipster as a thanks) 

id also like to take a moment for @House of Balloons as we really went through the trenches together.. first i was whispering roll with me/boom like that a capella medley in your ear by the fire in the soft night really getting into it and then i was backstabbing you behind your back with your back turned. im so sorry my love it was either die or be dieded... 

@Venice @Dealer Boulevard @COCC @boom like that @honeybadger @the ocean @PatentLeatherDoOver @IanadeIrey

thank you so so so so much you sweet gorgeous people  you make every day on this site extra special and im so glad to be able to interact and talk with all of you the joy you bring me every day is crazy

CONGRATS to all the winners!!

CONGRATULATIONS @Elle @honeybadger @Hydroponic Weeds

 i CANT BELIEVE IT

I HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED

im pulling up in my Sri Lanka right now besties are yall ready??

creds to @boom like that

i regrettably spent all my money on purple sweater material for my outfit, so ive taken up a quick side job to pay to get to the awards in time

i heard a certain particular woman on the street corner knows a secret way into the awards through her basement  should i follow?

9 hours ago, the ocean said:

@honeybadger & @stupidapartmentcomplex i award "best gifs" to

 

don't fight over it though you both win x

 

edit: omg i forgot @boom like that 

they definitely deserve most underrated as well as the third person to receive my "best gif" award

 screaming and crying and throwing up and starting a mid-life crisis  i cant believe the literal ocean has a lanaboards account and decided to give me an award

i bestow upon YOU the award of being cute and iconic

i voted  cant wait for the results 

 dutch 

geboren om te sterven 

paradijs 

ultrageweld 

huwelijksreis 

levenslust 

norman verdomme rockwell

chemtrails over de country club 

blauwe trapleuningen

yall I GOT NOMINATED for missed member and underrated member!!!  im crying, screaming, dripping my tears into pots containing my dying plants. 

i cannot believe i was gone for several months and some of you remembered me enough to vote for me!! im so grateful to whoever you are and im glad that i timed my comeback in such a way i get to receive these nominations at this moment 

theres so many iconic members on these lists and each and every one deserves an award and it made my entire life to get nominated on the best award show in the world. 

HOWEVER

id like to ask you to consider voting for me for missed member and underrated member!

Id also like to specifically endorse some of the most amazing lipsters: VOTE @Venice @honeybadger @boom like that @LanasLeftCheekFiller OR ELSE 

in any case, ive gathered my outfit and am getting ready to celebrate the most famous event of the year with all the besties 

24 minutes ago, Aphrodite said:

i see you @stupidapartmentcomplex reading page per page of this meltdown liking every post 

LMAO im living this all is just hilarious  i feel like im past the point of caring so im just scrolling lb and vibing with yall