Furor Poeticus

8 minutes ago, kuntsugi said:

judging a book by its cover is a thing of the past! the new thing is judging a tracklist by its titles  so here are my humble predictions for the album based on nothing but the titles:

 

- the grants: i'm totally expecting something like white dress/sweet carolina

- sweet: this is realistic THE cinnamon girl of the record but idk could be a piano flop

- not commenting on any of the interludes tbh i feel like they won't make that much of a difference to the album

- candy necklace: i'm sensing some piano flop coming i'm sorry  beautiful/violets for roses vibes

- kintsugi: this title is so cute i refuse to believe it's a flop BUT realistically thinking i think it'll be more of a wild at heart moment and that's fine with me tbh

- fingertips: sensing another flop i'm sorry 

- paris, texas: i feel like this will be one of those songs that are not bad but no one really cares about like not all who wander are lost

- grandfather etc etc: flop confirmed i said what i said 

- let the light in: this one will be good i feel it in my cooch! the new tomorrow never came i know that's right

margaret: call me crazy but… i think this one has the potential to be this album's california, her 80s bop incoming yup yup

fishtail: yeah she's definitely a bartender kind of girl

peppers: real trap shit!! summer bummer's spiritual successor wbk 

taco truck x vb: instant classic if you ask me, maybe it's coming to snatch get free's place as lana's best album closer

 

can't wait to see what i got right and what i terribly missed 

This post isn't kunt sis

I need a pre-release review or another interview where she would talk more about new songs 

I often find myself humming that short ass Figertits snippet for no reason 

•Björk - Homogenic (10), Vespertine (7.2 they were insane for that)

•Joanna Newson - Ys (9.4)
•Jenny Hval - Blood Bitch (8.4)

•Julia Holter - Have You in My Wilderness (8.4)

•Grimes - Visions (8.5)

•FKA twigs - MAGDALENE (9.4)

+ Lana’s albums, almost all rated unfairly 

She’s literally hilarious what a queen

Will Rob have his Ride-monologue moment? 

I once had dreams of becoming a beautiful pianist 

Will some of y’all bully him because of the piano like you did with Lana? 

I hope it’ll have a Violet instrumentals vibe 

OK I really like the creepy fairy body horror aesthetic. And the snippets have been good so far too, especially the Nucleus one 

This definitely an unexpected aesthetic shift for her. Work it gurl 

Lack of taste jumped out yall this cover is good

5 minutes ago, TropicoHeart said:

Girl you’d be surprised how many “grown gay men” are Christian and conservative and listen to Lana 

Quite lamentable but we don't know if BOZ is either 

God's a charlatan gays and girlies 

The lyrics feature was great but really the ones on Musixmatch aren't always perfect (or they're just completely wrong like in this case). The spelling in the ones in English is thankfully mostly correct, but the ones in french are often a tragedy. 

Also it's just hilarious a streaming platform included made-up lyrics 

Fly To You is incredible. A collab I never knew I needed 

15 minutes ago, Selfloathinpoet said:

When does he usually post track reviews videos?

Almost every Monday he posts a weekly roundup of singles divided into: the best, meh and the worst. Sometimes he reacts to them on streams. Ocean Blvd was among the best ones when it dropped

I don’t like final songs being released as singles but damn this great album ending with Billions feels so triumphant 

1 minute ago, sullli said:

they dont count to spotify streams if it is played on less than half volume or streamed multiple times in a row sadly

This is some evil bullshit 

19 minutes ago, kuntsugi said:

me right now trying to resist the urge of playing that song

 

 

Play it muted on loop mother can't lose the streams

I think The Grants, Sweet, Candy Necklace or maybe Kintsugi could be the next single 

19 minutes ago, venicebitch said:

So… what about the oceanblvd acc 💀

She forgot 

13 minutes ago, Kintsugi said:

I'm so glad you are all loving it and that the wait was worth it. It's so rewarding seeing everyone enjoy things that you were preparing people for.

 

Personally I'm obsessed with that "okay" gasp in the middle. It's little elements like this that make Lana songs so special. 

This Okay feels like she wants to say I'm about to give the gays everything they want 

@111 needs his ass ate