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it sounds cringe in the first place But just listen to it over and over again. I can feel a satire tone she "secretly" laying underneath of that line Now i can't help but thinking she's mocking the way the gp & the critics judging her about "being depressed constantly" & "glamourizing" all kinds of fucked up shits, when she just simply, i dont know - being sad - like a human being?! Based on QFTC, it makes sense for me.

It's actually 7am in the morning and i havent get no sleep because while my body is literally exhausted but i still can't stop with the album release meltdown

that's what i thought the first time i listen to Beautiful tho, definitely was meant to be a "skip" for me. But i've grown fond of it for a week since the l**k day and now i believe the song itself truly lives up to its title. The lyrics isn't neccessarily her best effort but the piano production UGH - THE RAINDROP PIANO in the intro is a huge highlight. Anyway, this song gives me "folklore" vibes too and i love miss Swift so... Beautiful just hits my spot like that

Did anyone talk about how her youtube channel has 5 billion views already?

is she the guest? omg she might be talking on the show yassss

LET'S GO GUYS GIRLS & GAYS. We gotta stream the fuck out of this album!!! It's no.1 on iTunes US!!!

BLUE BANISTERS - album listening/streaming party STARTS NOW!!!

OMG BLUE BANISTERS HAS HIT NO.1 ON US ITUNES!!!! WE FUCKING WON!!!

Anyone joining the BLUE BANISTERS streaming party???

@Frangipani LET'S GO SIS

LET'S GO BABY u need a banner?

itunes US = #2 AU = #3 UK = #5 This is such a hatecrime

Is there any chance for Blue Banisters to secure the #1 spot on billboard 200 guys? Elton John is kinda scary

OH MY GOD FINALLY 😭

be patient luv, when the time is right, it clicks eventually, maybe ur just not in the mood?! stop all the notg slander stopppppp stopppppp

lyrically - i agree. But as one of my my personal favourite l**ked songs from miss Lanz, i am not mad at it. It's my godchild.

I swear this morning i logged into AOTY website and already saw some fuckers trolling around & put a fake A.V Club score on the *pending* critical reviews section 💀 it was 1.5/10

expecting a "shut up its my day" moment evolving into "fuck you Kevin" right in the middle of the street.

i dont know abt that tho... she said that the album would be about her past 18 months of her life since 2020-ish / pandemic times / QTFC era / etc. Listen to it as her diary where her singing about random feelings tho, it makes a lot of sense.

wait i am deceased 💀🙏 i thought 4.1 is the final score i thought they already put on a review Dont mind me no more (And yes, imma get my John Deere ready to floor these heaux if they fucking dare to give her <3.5)

yes it is. Because 1.5/5 = 3/10 = 30/100 on metacritic. such a disgrace to Chemtrails but no worries luv! BB is still winning i believe it.

wait I think I get how it works! 5 = 10/10 4.5 = 9/10 4.0 = 8/10 3.5= 7/10 3.0= 6/10 2.5= 5/10 2.0=4/10 1.5=3/10 1.0=2/10 0.5= 1/10 0 = 0/10 Therefore, we do the math: NFR has 3.7 = 68/100 & 6.8 on scale from 1 to 10. COCK has 1.5 = 30/100 BB has4.1 is 8.1/10 and 81/100. That's a pretty good score from miss Sputnik. It's the scale makes you think the score is low 💀🙏 @Marius dont worry, they dont dare to shit on Blue Banisters honey we still WON.

@Marius honey i don't think the site literally rates her album negatively at all. Here's how it works on sputnik 5.0 = classic / 4.0= excellent meanwhile 2.5= average. Think of these as "stars" And some of these assholes might be too dumb to rate it right on Metacritic's scales?! 🤔 idk but there must be some mistake.

Elton John is still blocking her on iTunes 💀

i saw the users' scores tho. And their... ignorant comments as well 🤮🤮🤮 A disgrace, these users does not even review the album, they literally throwing insults at her online. God, i hate these so-called half-assed music nerds