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that's me ^^

@Frangipani you still have the tinychat link?

we might as well should create our own chat on Tinychat

yeh i can't read anyone's messages

I GUESS YOU COULD CALL IT "TEXT BOOK"

why are we starting at "IYLDWM"? i thought we would start from Text Book?

LET'S GO

Since when does complex song means quality music? New flash: The last 3 records sounds really different in concept, sonically. I don't know why you have to say they sound the same. And can we stop complaining about piano ballads as if we never had any in Born to Die / Ultra / HM / L4L era?

And...? What does that prove? This album sounds like shit or something?

If you get the blues ~ ~ baby blues ~ Just know this is your song It'll live on and on way past me and you

It's ABOUT THE DAMN TIME Guys, gays & girlies. We got this. Let us host multiple streaming parties for this baby by next week! So, apprently we reached +20M streams as a whole for the album. Let's keep on streaming Dealer & If You Lie Down With Me.

and u spilled, yes bitch. Imagine me loving Blue banisters - literally appreciate my idol's piece of work and get called "not real enough to be her fan". Pure clownery here. The question is: how rEaL is enough for you to be seen as her fan? We literally love her music and support her through all the highs and the lows, no matter when she was at the top with her commercial breakthrough or when every annoying ass twinks on twitter from other fandoms call her a "flop" and disrespectfully saying she's "irrelevant" & "over" - while y'all "real fans" constantly complaining about commercial success & 25K first week, lol get tf out of here with that horse-shit. Like if y'all "real fans", why don't you do us a favor & go stream "Dealer" for that commercial success y'all ever wanted instead of keep on whining your ass about 25k? And you're entitled enough to give yourself the right to judge who are the "real fans" or not? Your mindset needs help. Sincerely.

Yasss, we do love seeing people shook by Lana's screaming vocal & Interlude- the trio

Blue Banisters might be Chemtrails redemption. Mark my words. I'm not playing.

Let us do sum witchcraft sis. We might getting another Summertime Sadness moment.

These twinks be acting like 25k is Lana's downfall while "Dealer" is doing super good as an alternative song that DOES NOT FOLLOW pop formula AT ALL (it even has 4:34, too long for nowaday's song length standard). And always remember: THIS ERA DOESNT EVEN HAVE PROPER PROMOTION, LANA DEACTIATED EVERYTHING 1 MONTH PRIOR TO THE ALBUM RELEASE and THEY ALREADY EXCLUDED THE PHYSICAL SALES - that's your 25k. Y'ALL just need to know how to stfu and enjoy the album. Jesus.

Yes to Heaven - this is my first time to actually witness a "leak" after stanning Lana del rey 2016 Christmas.

Let us continue the delulu in this thread. LET'S GO GURLIES, time to manifest a #LDR9

And let us agree that: THIS IS HER 8TH STUDIO ALBUM, HER FUCKING 8TH STUDIO ALBUM. For god's sake. And the number's aren't that bad like y'all make it out to be...who do you expect? Oliviva Rodrigo or BLACKINK? I know there are artists out there would kill to be the artist Lana is today.

Instead of asking for Born to Die 2.0, go stream Black Bathing Suit instead. It's literally Born to Die + Paradise + Ultra + Honeymoon + Lust for Life + NFR + COTCC if you wanted her to make Born to Die 2.0, UV 2.0, HM 2.0 or what ever the fuck it is so badly. imma floor these f****s

and THAT takes time. Let me ask you something: Did Queen of Disasters only take 4 days to be a hit on tik tok, like Dealer is doing? because as i remember it took MONTHS for it to get really viral.

and that's on YOU - only, don't take it out on us and don't speak it out as something soooooo objective, k? k. The points are: 1. You are entitled to dislike the album, i don't care since that's your personal experience and if the album isn't neither for you nor your friend, then it isnt neither for you nor your friend. End of story. Because you and your friends do not represent the whole fandom's taste, respectively. I can also say me & my friends like this album a lot like you did. 2. The low numbers do not reflect whether the fans hate it or love it ONLY. It also the GP, the non-stans, and other elements like radio plays & promotion, etc. Therefore, it does not represent her relevancy COMPLETELY. To say this era is tanked (and after only 4 days since the release) at this point is so unfair & narrow-minded. 3. The low numbers does not reflect her artistry or her body-of-work quality. The fact that is clearly lower than Born to Die does not make it the worst thing she've ever done. In conclusion, try not to put your personal point of view as a fact out there. It's dumb & tone deaf af.

Now you are making things so personal lol. The last.fm of yours and a few of your friends DOES PROVE us - the rest of the fandom - that we love this album or not? That this album is well-received or not? Since when? Now what kind of logical reasoning behind this sir? Your ass barely listening to this album does not make EVERYBODY barely listens to it. The numbers also reflect how the GP interact with this album, not just us. Therefore, your point is far from valid, as for the fandom - Blue Banisters is clearly what keeps us stay. Just because you - as a stan hate it. Does not make everybody else hate the album, we are still streaming and the numbers is still growing. And just to remind you: for a millionth time: THEY DO NOT COUNT THE FIRST WEEL PHYSICAL ALBUM SALE THIS TIME AND BB HAS BARELY RECEIVED ANY PROPER PROMOTION AS PREVIOUS ERAS DID.

chill sis, the album has only been out for 4 days, it's not always about whether or not the fandom loves it. Remember: this album is doing all of these numbers without receiving any proper promotion, no radio plays, no playlisting, no hype at all to begin with, the social media is the only place to promo the album and give it more hype but Lana chose to sign off & deactivated all the socials ONE MONTH before the release, think bigger. And one more important thing, billboard rules change like everysingle day, and sadly the first week physical sales does not even count. Try to understand the situation shall we?

i know for some of y'all, Born to Die era is like her god-tier. It's true that Born to die was a cultural reset, it was a beautiful a d influential album that changed the whole pop music scene. But let's be honest here: that fact does not make Born to Die the best in Lana's catalogue, if ur a true fan, you'll know she is so much more than that and has a handful of real deal up on her sleeve. So it's understandable if you're a stan and you don't rank Born to die as her #1, even though it has nostalgia value since for most of us: Born to Die was what introduce us to Lana Del Rey. The truth is: Born to Die is no doubt a great album, but from Ultraviolence onward, I doubt that there's anything worse than Born to Die. Born to Die isn't the worst album, It's just there's no album below Born to Die and y'all gotta accept that. The only way Lana goes is UP & always stay ABOVE.