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who the fuck is this fad?

Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd: The Pearl Watch Me On Ring A Bell Psycho Lifeguard Chapter is coming you little bitch.

fuck them. Blue banisters was 4/5 tho. (sadly the Metacritic didnt count it, why can't we get nice things???) mod note: user was warned for this post

how much sputnik gave her? edit: WAIT, she's 4.0/5 rn on Sputnik, this might be a good sign

praying they're not going to include Telegraph or it'll be 80 again, or worse, 79 no rest for the wicked i fear

and i can't with these users on AOTY lmaooo way they are trying too hard to be a musicnerd

she will - for Lana only that's why we love her

stinky Telagraph, you dont even give her a seperate article and give the album a half-assed review, the misogyny lmao i hope Metacritic wont count this bitch https://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/what-to-listen-to/depeche-mode-honour-dead-lana-del-rey-self-indulgent-weeks/

wait how do you see the score? this is like 1 step foward 3 steps back.

please VARIETY GIVE HER A GODDAMN TEN and Spin: Go fuck yourself (yeah y'all deserved this from Lana anyways lmao)

WAIT she wanted a family and a child at sixteen? and her mother had a problem with that? now i get why "me and my momma we don;t get along" the dots are finally connecting oh my god

this is a hatecrime for sure (im a swiftie but i personally don't think Midnights deserves to be equal as "evermore" metascore)

someone please break into her house and steal her damn typewriter, that's the only thing that they need to steal if they have to

I just remember 2 years ago, i did say somewhere on LB several times that i wished she had ended NFR with Venice Bitch, for me that song is like the last hurrah, the last summer on Earth while LA's in flames and the end of the world is coming near. And now she literally ends Ocean Blvd with Venice Bitch

me too. I feel like a cat lying on the rooftop and sunbathing in the springtime listening to this

idc what anyone says if Kintsugi & Fingertips were what she meant when she said "automatic singing/songwriting" then she has to keep this going

so we still have Evening standard: 8/10 Variety: ?/10 [possitive review] Finanial Times: 8/10 And there are still Ripcord, Paste, The New York Times, The AV Club, Pop Matters, Exclaim, LA Times, Telegraph and more. We need 2 or 3 9 or 10s These mtfks are trying to drag her score down.

it's so annoying, can't they just include the score im the article?

yeah i hope this is 8-9/10 because they GET IT.

New review from Variety, but i cant see the score. Looks promising tho. https://variety.com/2023/music/album-reviews/lana-del-rey-did-you-know-that-theres-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-album-review-1235563635/

lol these motherfuckers still maaaddd

she sent a dm to them on twitter that says "GO FUCK YOURSELF" after they put on an article about her interview with ELLE Mag titled "Lana Del Rey's interview about nothing"

guys. Do we have any publications we can count on to give her at least a 9/10 or a 10/10? These haters are sabotaging her metascore, they really want to bring her down to 70-ish

Spin gave her a 6/10 someone is still mad about that 2017 incident lmaooo

Taco Truck x VB is like an experience of being fucked by A.K.A. and NFR at the same time