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OMG Lana DID REVIVE her after all.

New review from LA Times. I don't know how much they rate the album but the review is really positive. Looking foward for a 9 or 10 https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2023-03-26/lana-del-rey-did-you-know-theres-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-album-review

18.3M first day on Spotify We lost The delulu failed

Miley made 27M first day so Lana still has the posibility if its more than 25M tho. And im a Smiler, so this isnt to poke fun at her tho

See? Variety gets it.

you thought i was feeling u?

Y'ALL WE ARE EATING GOOD. Over 25M first day? SHE CAN SURPASS MILEY CYRUS

I was just wondering the same thing. She looks like an 80s Japanese pop star here.

waiting for Ajayii, Meyechel and Caitlin as well

I actually don't hate this track, I just wish the voice of the pastor could be edited in a more atmospheric / church hall echo and lower in the midst of the ambient sounds. hearing him screaming constanly like a maniac is scary and weird (even tho i'm a catholic christian myself). Regardless, this is an errie & bizzare track and im here for it, but it'll be better if they take that "errieness" too another level of camp.

Can Paste, Exclaim and The AV club come thru with a 90/100? And The NY Times, hello?

who the fuck is this fad?

Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd: The Pearl Watch Me On Ring A Bell Psycho Lifeguard Chapter is coming you little bitch.

fuck them. Blue banisters was 4/5 tho. (sadly the Metacritic didnt count it, why can't we get nice things???) mod note: user was warned for this post

how much sputnik gave her? edit: WAIT, she's 4.0/5 rn on Sputnik, this might be a good sign

praying they're not going to include Telegraph or it'll be 80 again, or worse, 79 no rest for the wicked i fear

and i can't with these users on AOTY lmaooo way they are trying too hard to be a musicnerd

she will - for Lana only that's why we love her

stinky Telagraph, you dont even give her a seperate article and give the album a half-assed review, the misogyny lmao i hope Metacritic wont count this bitch https://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/what-to-listen-to/depeche-mode-honour-dead-lana-del-rey-self-indulgent-weeks/

wait how do you see the score? this is like 1 step foward 3 steps back.

please VARIETY GIVE HER A GODDAMN TEN and Spin: Go fuck yourself (yeah y'all deserved this from Lana anyways lmao)

WAIT she wanted a family and a child at sixteen? and her mother had a problem with that? now i get why "me and my momma we don;t get along" the dots are finally connecting oh my god

this is a hatecrime for sure (im a swiftie but i personally don't think Midnights deserves to be equal as "evermore" metascore)

someone please break into her house and steal her damn typewriter, that's the only thing that they need to steal if they have to

I just remember 2 years ago, i did say somewhere on LB several times that i wished she had ended NFR with Venice Bitch, for me that song is like the last hurrah, the last summer on Earth while LA's in flames and the end of the world is coming near. And now she literally ends Ocean Blvd with Venice Bitch