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WAIT, is it 100K+ in US already?

LA TIMES COMING THRUUUUU WITH THEIR 9/10 LET'S GOOOOO MOTHER

idk abt that but i dont think the tags matter other Lana's albums that were reviewed on Sputnik have several different tags - such as: "contributer", "user", "staff", "emeritus", etc. and i think they are all counted by metacritic if it feels like adding it into the whole thing. And ur right, i can't with those corny ass jobless musicnerd people on RYM/AOTY

so if we based things on the album outro to next era lore. Taco Truck x VB is supposed to be "the one" Taco Truck x VB somehow has that "last summer on earth" feeling to it - it's summer-ish, it's bombastic, it's apocalyptic and chaotic when it started with a quiet, sundown afternoon, when she and her bf meet up at the taco truck. Lanita, if ur reading, please name your next album as "The Last Summer On Earth" or something like that. I know you'll EAT THIS CONCEPT UP.

Exclaim, Pitchfork, Variety & Observer really coming through this time on Metacritic. It's a shame that Gigwise isn't count for this. Cmon LA Times.

Imagine if someone lile Lana "asking you if you want something to eat" i mean, Let The Light In is even sweeter than Sweet

Beats per Minute saves the day

well. Sputnik gave this album 4.0/5.0 so this time they better add it

New reviews so far: Observer: 80/100 Beats Per Minute: 84/100 LA Times: Positive Review (expecting 90-100/100) Sydney Morning Herald: Positive review I cant see the score from LAtimes & SMH tho. But I hope we get at least 85/100 on metacritic. Ocean Blvd deserves more than 80

you deserved it queen. I'd die if this was me

wow. Beats per minute & LA times gave her very positive review, i think they all count for Metacritic. Please clean the mess that these other tasteless critics made with their 60/100

SPILLED

y'all how much did LA Times give her tho?

OMG Lana DID REVIVE her after all.

New review from LA Times. I don't know how much they rate the album but the review is really positive. Looking foward for a 9 or 10 https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2023-03-26/lana-del-rey-did-you-know-theres-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-album-review

18.3M first day on Spotify We lost The delulu failed

Miley made 27M first day so Lana still has the posibility if its more than 25M tho. And im a Smiler, so this isnt to poke fun at her tho

See? Variety gets it.

you thought i was feeling u?

Y'ALL WE ARE EATING GOOD. Over 25M first day? SHE CAN SURPASS MILEY CYRUS

waiting for Ajayii, Meyechel and Caitlin as well

I actually don't hate this track, I just wish the voice of the pastor could be edited in a more atmospheric / church hall echo and lower in the midst of the ambient sounds. hearing him screaming constanly like a maniac is scary and weird (even tho i'm a catholic christian myself). Regardless, this is an errie & bizzare track and im here for it, but it'll be better if they take that "errieness" too another level of camp.

Can Paste, Exclaim and The AV club come thru with a 90/100? And The NY Times, hello?

who the fuck is this fad?

Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd: The Pearl Watch Me On Ring A Bell Psycho Lifeguard Chapter is coming you little bitch.