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the collapse when neil's been promoting RG1 this entire time

neil being the album rollout

me filling my cart with lighters and jackets to sell for $1000 each in 10 years yes.. the whole point of zippo lighters is that they are refillable

no it's a pic from one of the vinyls

the JACKET. the LIGHTER. i will be buying everything.

american gigolo

when this is the american whore single cover and there's a verse about how she would go out with older men just for fun

see.. u need to scroll back to the origin of the mess because that's where you see what's really worth reading.. then ppl overreact and dramatize for 20 pages (which i love - but its annoying after being inactive)

nope the only thing that has been confirmed to be delayed is the brains of many individuals on this website

the collapse when lana decides she wants a separate cover last minute and whips something like this up on picsart the night before the release pulled from the database doesn't mean it isn't going to be put back on with the same date of release, it was just put on abnormally early so i'm not shocked it was pulled, doesn't mean anything about it not coming out the 14th

picture this... really try to close your eyes and picture it... *@honeymoon has uploaded a video to their instagram story* *you click on the notification to see lana del rey reclined onto a bed propping up her two casted legs with pillows, a loud fan is on, lana is giggling* "hey guys, so, as you can see i'm sort of injured.. i was filming a video for this really cool song that we love called a&w when something went wrong and my legs sort of.. collapsed under the pressure and.. yeah.. so i just wanted to come on live to tell you guys face to face.. yea.. that unfortunately we are going to have to delay the record to april 21st and we are going to be releasing a&w with a new and properly edited music video very soon.. i'm really excited about it and it's unfortunate it didn't go as planned but as you guys know nothing ever goes as planned with my music *giggles angrily*.. so that's all guys i'm going to go rest.. [looks at comments for a second] yes... i will be coming to brazil.. im "excited".. yes i'm definitely going to sing something in portugese there [continues to lie for no reason].. alright.. love u guys, stay safe, peace"

u don't remember the infamous cast paired with interesting puffy sandals , a brown skirt, and a floral dress shirt paparazzi photo ?!

i feel like this would totally eat as believable lyrics for a&w.. i think i need to get hired as one of the dbree fake lyricists

Sylvia...

it's giving ur dictator era

some of u guys r so 😭 the song is still coming next week

you did this x

she said he was "giving jim morrison".. idk how i feel about lana using the term "giving" bc she'd put in a song too

please 😭 i can't even imagine lana doing this.. and if she does there's no way it will actually be in one of her houses because of the recent stalking incidents etc (plus i just don't think she'd feel comfortable giving millions of people a house tour but idk you never know with lana but i'd be shocked to see her do this)

girl..

i mean she is in the pic she's just covering her face with a hat

@Wait For Life when you use lana's comment to continue spreading your "sunset boulevard" propaganda

if lana ever releases a bo burnham cover it's going to be the day i kms