Lightning Bolts

Simulation, give me Shall I Compare Thee and the other Miss Anthropocene Outtakes

Me walking around LDR VILLAGE™ looking for villagers who go by the name of Dealer, Thunder and Cherry Blossom to find out if they are safe and haven't been thrown in the LDR VILLAGE™ dungeon like Rock Candy Sweet and the other scrapped tracks.

Please leak Going Nowhere, thank you

Lanaboards can wait, now it's time to eat birthday cake

My pussy tastes like birthday cake

Time present and time past Are both perhaps present on July the 4th And time future contained in time past If all time is eternally present All time spent on Lanaboards is unredeemable What might have been is an abstraction Remaining a perpetual possibility Only in a world of Delusion What might have been and what has been Point to one end, which is always present Footfalls echo in the memory Down the passage which we did not take Towards the banisters we never painted Into the Cherry Blossom

Does anybody know what this is? https://dbree.org/v/5fc854

FNAC fucked with the album release date and fucked with selling it to twinks too soon

Anyone who leaks this is going straight to Handmade Hell

You all need to stop talking to Satan and start talking to Jesus, Amen!

Lana after tricking me to go into the boot of the truck she brought in the middle of the night by promising me there was a bag of Rock Candy Sweets inside.

Only one song under 3 minutes, I Love Me But I Love Marina More.

Banisters so green and grey that they turn blue

My Charli SexyEx World track list ain't complete till we get Daddy Issues and What The Hell We Gon Do Now?

I guess the garage wasn't safe if Pink Convertible has already been stolen and taken for a joy ride.

It wasn't you at all, I'm a very sarcastic person in real life and completely forgot it isn't as obvious online. Although I am glad it was pointed out as people could have thought I was only posting to hate on Lana, which of course wasn't my intention.

In all seriousness, Lana can take as much time as she wants. She has already released 6 fantastic albums and Lust for Life and is soon about to release her 8th in less than 10 years. I have nothing but respect for her and she is one of my favorite artists so apologies if my past posts came of as disrespectful.

Does the sarcasm not show in the pictures sweetie?

This is how to make your upcoming album and fanbase disappear

I'm on the run, like Blue Banisters release date

My lust for Blue Banisters fading away as each day passes.

Lana Del Rey looking at the next 212 days left in the year to delay Blue Banisters to

Some of you need to spend your free time painting your banisters or taking selfies in your car for your own professionally made album cover.

Thank You, Excited to be apart of the Decaying Decrepit Dull Banisters era!

Just over a month until Rescheduled Canned Shelved, can't wait.