Jukebox Sweetheart

@TheDollClub hacked Lana's website and will be releasing valley of the dolls tonight!!

Not to be completely delulu but I know someone mentioned earlier that Lana might be acting in something, what if she makes a cameo in The Idol? It would make sense, she knows Sam Levinson and is friends with the Weeknd, and if LDR9 is to be released in 2023 it would certainly draw some attention.

This thread needs to have the same energy as the sky thread. If they can keep going after almost ten years of nothing, we can keep this thread active for a few more months

Or maybe "hi guys I'm grateful for your support which is why I'm putting Crazy For You on spotify!!!!"

The Instagram post restored my trust in @TheDollClub #Dollie4ever

Don't be shy, tell us more

I think @TheDollClub is American singer Lana Del Rey, and she has come back to restore order after the chaos that she has caused

I refuse to believe that something isn't coming this year, she needs to use the popularity of SOTB

He knows we're onto him and he's trying to confuse us

You articulated exactly what I was trying to say

I really dislike Fantano, not only does he misunderstand and unnecessarily criticize Lana, but he's also awful with reviews of other artists. I think he just tries to be different most of the time.

EDM country rock anthem confirmed?

I think @Selfloathinpoet is secretly @TheDollClub

Neil drop the photoshoot plz!

These moodboards are so cute!

When Lana posts on Honeymoon and she's wearing a wig and dancing to gramma

This would be such a moment

I can't believe we finally won

This feels like denial but I agree

I refuse to speculate about Neil until there's concrete evidence, "See you in September" scarred me

When she releases three singles at the same time and all of their covers are edits of herself

After we hit 700 this thread went off the rails @TheDollClub It's your impact<3

How do they not recognize the split-dye hair

Almost to 700 pages of nothing I think we should get CFY as an award for our delusion

Lana Del Rey is so camp