Taylor Secman

Lana is one of the most streamed female artists ever, up there with Taylor, Ariana, Rihanna, and with more streams per album than Miley, Katy Perry, Beyonce, Selena and many other “big” female artists At 25k projected sales Blue banisters will have the lowest first week sales than the lowest selling albums from each of those artists, this is lower than Smile and Younger now which were also considered horrific commercial failures All of Lana’s other albums have reached more than a billion streams and (depending on the news source), have had opening week sales of more than 100k including Chemtrails This album sales are horrific, she’s sold more albums than Nicki Minaj, Lorde, Dua, Billie, and almost all the female artists that premiered in the 2010’s, (except adele) and still managed to have the lowest selling album of all of them

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literally one of her worst songs, its so repetitive, the melody where shes like “all road that lead to you as integral to me as arteries” she just uses over and over and over again, “I can't sleep at home tonight, send me a Hilton Hotel”, “They built me up three hundred feet tall just to tear me down” , “I'm leavin' them as I was, five foot eight”

She gunna see everyone begging to make dealer or thunder a single then do the opposite and pick another boring song like beautiful as a single and then stream its only live performance on igtv on her instagram that the majority of the fanbase doesn’t have access to and we’ll have to watch on shitty youtube uploads and snippets of on tiktok

Said it perfectly

I absolutely don’t think singing about suicide and depression is cringey, at all. I mean its like cringey when certain artists, have this like totally like dark album thats talks about heavy stuff that their team of writers came up with to pander to this self depreciating generation and then two minutes later are all smiles on the Jimmy Fallon show promoting their album while playing some stupid drinking game looking at Machine Gun Kelly, or demi or halsey, katy, miley, billie too

I’ve always thought it was kinda cringey when artists release “sad” albums and promote the album like they’ll be on the Ellen show and be like “Hey come listen to to my album where I talk about my suicide attempt and crippling depression and my abusive boyfriend, out on Friday! “ and then parade it for being authentic and whatever in an attempt to sell this idea that this new album they have out is the realest version of them and that everyone should listen to it. And i feel like w this album the entire lack of promotion might have been because Lana might’ve felt it would be inappropriate for her or like just weird to be like “hey guys go listen to my new singles where I talk shit about my mom and be sure to buy my album where I scream about not wanting to live” Or it could also just be that she’s lazy just a thought

They already are

Why did she literally have to deactivate her fucking socials, like what is her problem

It will never happen but can’t wait for Born to Die the re-up, I want cinematic hip hop violin instrumentals with extremely toxic themes and unhealthy relationships with drugs and old men, esoteric and illuminati visuals

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Anyone criticizing the discussion of sales humbly shut the fuck up, Lana’s success and the amount of records she’s been able to sell with the type of music she puts out has always been one of her greatest accomplishments as an artist Seeing that the sales for the record being predicted are terrible, its really sad. In the Lust for Life era she was playing arenas and then downsized to not even selling out music halls in her last tour which is kinda worrying, I know Lana does enjoy success and this narrative that she “doesn’t want to be a big name artist” is just like not true at all. She seems to revel in the fact that she’s never been the conventional pop star and still has enough pull on the culture to sell records above her contemporaries and fill venues that the greats she looks up to also fill with hundreds of thousands of fans I always thought that despite “being all about the music” it was reassuring to her that authenticity still has a place in mainstream culture seeing how big of an artist she is was* and having millions of people celebrate the art she puts out into the world, whereas someone like Katy Perry who produces soul less music rightfully flopped after desperately trying too hard to top the charts I also think alot about what she said on instagram last year about how she’s “changing the world” through her music and its obvious with these last few albums that she’s feels a responsibility use her large audience and great influence to tell her stories to change the world but then its like she acts like she wants her audience and influence to fade?? Whatever that change is she wants to make, whether its for her own karmic lineage or the fight for fragility and femininity or even maybe its a metaphysical one, its like how are you gunna influence change in the world with less and less people listening to the message you want to spread

this woman has chickens, 2 dogs, 2 cats, her brother charlie, and probably multiple other animals at her house??? I know it must REEK there

Has anyone looked into Lana’s geneology and seen if perhaps she’s a descendent of Ulysses Grant? He was the last US President to own slaves and known for his involvement in the Civil War

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anyone have any theories?

How do people still tolerate television programs, theres so many fucking commercials

Idk if anyone else caught this but like 2 years ago somebody who claimed to work with Lana made this long ass post on Reddit about their experience on tour with her and told us the same story about how Lana threw plates at the doors at the dallas show

Nooooooo

Someone please upload the live stream somewhere after its done

Que hora es colbert?

Thought the same

https://www.billboard.com/charts/billboard-200 anyone know any website that tracks how many drakes album sells each week? I’m fairly confident that Lana will outsell Elton john but i’m guessing Lana’s album is gonna do like 35-40k, is that enough to beat drake’s album?

THREE HOURS TILL BLUE BANISTERS IN CANADA LANADA*

love her relationship with God, its so beautiful to see