alexlanawhore

even lana with her picsart credentials could have made a better designed post.. but lemme stop hating and go to bed

did they delete it??? help

BITCH WTF WAS THAT ARTICLE LANAS RLY HAD NO CLUE LMFAO

good thing im already getting my passport so i can do the alexlanawhore come to brazil challenge!

im pretty sure we know fingertips will have orchestra too

stoppp im honored but just being clear i didn't actually think it was lana's grandmother

what a horrible way to remember her grandmother with a bleachers collab...

also i wonder what the real reason for the delay was, on ATRL BOZ made it seem like her label/management was mad that a lot of info about the album was spilled so i feel they would've moved it earlier than march 10th...

when she rents a taco truck and parks it in santa monica for a pop up moment like during NFR era

we need antother post her website isn't even updated yet it still says march 10th

i just read all 60 pages of this bullshit BOZ may have debunked burn me where you flop but he never denied An Eulogy For Who She Once Was lets move!!! ill tell the tiktok stans

i can't remember but did someone say a while back that the ann tomberlin credited on track 14 was one of lana's friends? i wonder what the song is about if so

me after i stumble upon eclipse in the mountains and need to get him to talk about the album: btw he said track 13 is called Karmic lineage (my ancestors know I kissed Chuck) ft. bleachers i promise

i can't believe i was in the mountains the entire weekend without my computer and i had to read this damn thread on my phone with -1 bars of service and i couldn't remember my god damn lanaboards password all i can say is that this album is gonna eat and if it mass leaks any sooner than a week before release ill cry

her new post american whore is gonna eat like for sure for sure..

i need to know what california sounds like oh my god

my 1 complaint about COCC anyway TUOB better not have any sound mixing/vocal f*ck ups!

ok spill how does the closer compare to the others on previous albums

if there's anyone really interested/knowledgeable of python there seems to be some tools for deciphering pixelated text from .png files so maybe someone can take a picture of the tracklist and figure it out because i took 1 python class but i can't comprehend a single thing. i also don't know if these tools even apply to our situation bc of how poorly i understand how it works so there's also that 😭

i have almost no experience in photoshop but i tried enhancing the text and i'm not sure if its possible to get anything out of those mock-ups but maybe someone with a brain can get it

i was scrolling through lana's posts and i feel like when this album drops so many of her instagram posts are gonna make sense 😭 like the way we (or at least I) completely overlooked her post about seeing SYML in april bc we did not expect that at all... who knows what other information was right in front of us

manifesting track 4 American Whore just before track 5 the pastor interlude we love the juxtaposition!

her hyping up the fingertips song in the letter yup yup i know that's right

music video perhaps?

she hasn't posted the main cover so hopefully she does and also says more than just the incorrect album title in her caption 😭