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not loving how people have to jump down other's throats for voicing concerns about the album's instrumentals.. it really is not that serious I promise

having meltdowns at the sight of the word "piano" is a lifestyle for the gays these days

yes but.. that song is full of mystery, drama, and intrigue.. something I cannot say for her more recent piano tracks

please no

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well it is Christmas time so at least the timing would be appropriate

you chose violence I see

feast incoming.. I think

I don't know a lot about LA but I can guarantee there are legions of gay men roaming the streets with Apple Maps open and magnifying glasses in hand searching for the tunnel under Ocean Boulevard screaming "This is our next Born To Die, we must find the tunnel and summon Mother Del Rey"

DNC.. Do Not Coconut.. it's been a warning all along

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thinking about how we have enough manifestation energy here at lanaboards to prevent the single from leaking.. the power we hold

there isn't a SINGLE twink out there whose voodoo is going to manifest Lana not promoting this era.. the negativity is going straight into the garbage bin

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the all lowercase title until Ocean Blvd and the abbreviation for Boulevard is just so Lana - funny how I'm so familiarized with her tone at this point that the title immediately screams out Her

our destiny in this life is to manically refresh the honeymoon page until something important appears

it won't happen because instagram's notification system is broken, especially for the honeymoon account oddly

who else getting their dick tattooed this weekend to celebrate

this description made me so nauseous that I am now vomiting uncontrollably

how did we go from no color to everything being yellow help

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pitchfork about to declare this the greatest song of all time

if you think about it we are all like the tunnel under ocean boulevard, containing parts unknown waiting to be traversed and excavated

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