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AtomicMess

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  1. AtomicMess

    Charli XCX

    What the eff did you just effing say about me, pop girlie? I’ll have you know I have produced music with the top of the class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret basement raids at Capitol on Sky Ferreria's masters, with over 300 confirmed destroyed album concepts. I am trained in guerrilla sonics and I use the most screechiest hyper pop noises in my music production in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another failed Normani rollout. I will wipe you from the Top 40 charts with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away from me after saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, baby. As we speak I am giving my secret network of K-pop allies and Ice Spice Cultists your IP so you better prepare for the storm, you munch. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ass. You’re fucking mid, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can trash your fave in over seven hundred languages, and that’s just with my bare hands on a keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in the Azealia Banks school of hate, but I have access to the entire fleet of writers in Pitchfork's basement, and I will use them to their full extent to 4.2/10 your miserable ass, you little toy. If only you could have known what Unholy (ft. Kim Petras) retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will enter your Witness Era. You’re mine, kiddo.
  2. AtomicMess

    Charli XCX

    I'm bored someone start some drama
  3. AtomicMess

    Charli XCX

    It's the jumpscare when the filter cracks on Bjorkxcx for me.
  4. AtomicMess

    Charli XCX

    God I wish. I'd have lossless of several things we've only ever got in 128k/Kyocera Slider quality if I had any power.
  5. AtomicMess

    Charli XCX

    Someone make Spring Breakers materialize for me in at *least* 160k before my birthday in 3 weeks please and thank you.
  6. Thinkin' bout her this morning. This song in particular: It's just so good.
  7. AtomicMess

    Charli XCX

    Get what I want - I just say the word
  8. AtomicMess

    Kim Petras

    Lmfao. You know, you might be a few dendrites short of a nerve, but I'll admit, sometimes? Sometimes you're funny.
  9. AtomicMess

    Kim Petras

    I've never felt more secure in my education, upbringing, or salary than I have now after reading this.
  10. AtomicMess

    Kim Petras

    Supporting artists isn't a zero-sum game. You can absolutely support, stan, and fan on multiple artists, both within and across genres. Pass the poppers I need a hit. Sis the charts ain't even out yet, let alone the album. Kim Petras apparently invented findom.
  11. AtomicMess

    Kim Petras

    Her? No. The bean counting label execs who can only cum when stream numbers grow at an exponential rate? They're already in hospice at the thought of it.
  12. I love you. Icon behavior.
  13. AtomicMess

    Charli XCX

    Oh wow weird wild so strange I found a link that should work? https://krakenfiles.com/view/9M8h2I59CU/file.html
  14. AtomicMess

    Azealia Banks

    She already has, you just can't see it because she's operating in a euclidian universe while us flops are still constrained in non-euclidian space.
  15. AtomicMess

    Azealia Banks

    She's kinda got a point on those first two slides. And then it just descends into chaos.
  16. AtomicMess

    Charli XCX

    Okay, but Supermodel is *it*. Idc about the rest of her shit, but that song is a muthafuckin VIBE.
  17. AtomicMess

    Kim Petras

    Yes Hi why have I never seen anyone talk about Heart to Break? It's such a cute bop.
  18. AtomicMess

    Azealia Banks

    If she learned how to channel her emotions into her art fully and used that as her emotional communication medium, instead of just rage-popping on IG live, we'd be on Fantasea 17 Roman Reloaded: Part 3 by now. Masochism would require Sky to like, idk, do literally anything. Earth has a higher chance of suddenly rotating backward. In short: Fantasea 2 probably more realistic unless she really just likes making coin off bussy soap.
  19. AtomicMess

    Charli XCX

    Literally my life motto wrt anything I do online.
  20. AtomicMess

    Azealia Banks

    I- Y'all. Is it really this deep? She's a very artistically talented person who is just frustrated as fuck over how she's been received and treated in the industry and media, and on a longer narrative arc - how she's been treated in her life thus far. She gasses her energy off in whatever (healthy or unhealthy) way she feels legitimizes her feelings. She's someone who's learned how to get attention and validation through negative/bad behavior; part of that was her upbringing and early life - it was unstable and not the best from what she's revealed in interviews. In situations like hers, she learned she's gotta scream to be seen, which is what we all get to witness. I'm not saying it's right or excuses her behaviors either, but at the same time, it feels a little hyperbolic to go in with the "she's evil, she's sick" bit. Just a skosh.
  21. AtomicMess

    Charli XCX

    Okay peridot. Acapella/vocals only when???
  22. AtomicMess

    Charli XCX

    K so now that we've got Cock Block, can we get all the Silver Cross instrumentals, Acapella, Stems, etc. next? Pls n thnx.
  23. AtomicMess

    Azealia Banks

    Kind of where my mind went a little bit. "Oh look, black woman mad on main, someone call in a 5150", as if there aren't politicians in America with far more power, position, and influence calling for far more violence and subtly trying to incite far more unrest and death. Not to pull a bunch of "whataboutism", but like.... If Azealia wants to go out and speak some aggressive and vitriolic shit, that's her prerogative. Leave the cops out of it though. She'll burn through her short fuse of dynamite in a minute and move on, and her career and exposure and fanbase will move accordingly.
  24. AtomicMess

    Azealia Banks

    Whelp. At least she's consistent.
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