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Are you in Australia? Follow-up: Are you prepared to be harassed by the entire board if it's released there and doesn't leak before its release?
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41. Elvis is the best, hell yes.
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Uh-oh, I think some hot and sexy moderator might have disabled his posting... Now let's drop it like it's hot in celebration of her Slovakian slayage.
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Public appeal = talent.
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Now you agree to it! I actually do want to enlist you. Closer to the release, though, probably.
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Tha queen of Slovakia tho
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Wearing her quirky catch-phrases to death. Has anyone ever really stopped to look at the title "Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven)"? Jesus Christ, Elizabeth, enough is enough! You know, I have a minute to kill, I'm going to make the whole AKA album with Gramma-esque titles. 1. Kill Kill (Florida Dark Surf Paradise) 2. Queen of the Gas Station (Neon Chevrolet Darling) 3. Oh Say Can You See (By the Dawn's Early Light?) 4. Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven) 5. For K Part 2 (Rehab Daddy Issues) 6. Jump (Sonic Palm Tree Cocaine Heart) 7. Mermaid Motel (Miss America Gogo Dancer) 8. Raise Me Up (Mississippi South Pickup Truck Baby Doll) 9. Pawn Shop Blues (Hotel Jesus Meth) 10. Brite Lites (Jersey Dance Queen Lolita) 11. Put Me in a Movie (Little Girl Cinema Noir) 12. Smarty (Dope Criminal Pin-Up) 13. Yayo (Retro Boss Axl Rose Husband) That came way too easy.
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Whole World's Girl: How to Tell Your Gramma You're a Slut
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YASSS MERYL
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Keep me forever, tell me you own me (Want?)
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Born to Die 23 Off To The Races 15 Blue Jeans 15 Video Games 13 National Anthem 23 Dark Paradise 15 Radio 14 Carmen 24 Million Dollar Man 25 Summertime Sadness 18 This Is What Makes Us Girls 5 Without You 31
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I've sang along to Lucky Ones before.
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Projecting again... 1. Cola 2. American 2. Gods and Monsters (really can't choose, these are ones I'll definitely need in full to determine) 3. Ride 4. Body Electric 5. Burning Desire 6. Bel Air 7. Blue Velvet (already seems old, doesn't it?) 8. Yayo Luckily everything's impressing me but Yayo...I'll just stay over here with the other three versions we have...
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LANALYSIS: Relating Songs To Known/Assumed Relationships
Sitar replied to Sitar's topic in Lana Thoughts
It's not a wish for her to be a Lolita, Jimmy Gnecco and Mike Mizrahi are both like a decade or more older than her. -
Not sure what they can improve upon, since the original Carrie was pretty good. But I like Chloe Moretz, we'll see how she does. I'll definitely see it. I watched Black Swan for the first time yesterday and understand the hype. I was pretty blown away.
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My pussy tastes like chocolate milk My eyes were wide like nutrient-enriched food groups This is hard and gross (TWSS)
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You've just made my signature
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B-A-D-D-E-S-T Baddest girl at the Spelling Bee
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Already enjoying singing along to "foe foe faw fawwww".
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I definitely hear some variation of "motel".
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I have to choose just one? I would kill the sour milk. I would spend an enchanting night in Susan Boyle's pants. I would marry the used tampon because I imagine there's not a lot of commitment there and I could probably just flush it and go on with my life. Come on, HDB Two hot Nazis, one ugly but nice and charitable fella
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AN ALLY SWEET JESUS AN ALLY! Born to Die 23 Off To The Races 17 Blue Jeans 14 Video Games 13 National Anthem 23 Dark Paradise 14 Radio 17 Carmen 24 Million Dollar Man 24 Summertime Sadness 18 This Is What Makes Us Girls 3 Without You 31
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Monicker likes "Lucky Ones"? Nothing has ever instantly discredited someone so thoroughly and effectively in the history of online Lana forums.