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I'm a combination of extremely excited and extremely caffeinated I need the 1h15 left to pass asap I can't take it anymore omg

Honey I'm obese and I look like a rotten rhinoceros but go off

Heyyyy ma soeur s'appelle Donatienne lol sorry just never met anyone else w this name before

I do, sis there is a lot of things that I consume

Maybe cuz all of those are pretty much, idk how to say it, like fast/pop songs? And MAC sounds much more like something like White Mustang

can't tell if this is about breastfeeding or incest prostate massages omg

OMG thank you so much for the promo lmfao but unfortunately I didn't make the picture I literally found it on a porn site Edit: but I think it's the most realistic sized I've seen her boobs be on porn edits of her lmao

Ok but for real if Venice Bitch was anywhere near 1% as much of a POP bop than Gimme More is I would literally have no business to do on this god's green earth anymore. I would be done and disintegrate

Ok I really don't wanna be the one but I'm gonna be the one, I'm more excited for the video than for the song

LEAKED VENICE BITCH LYRICS I'm a Venice bitch, I'm on Venice beach, I'm a Venice bitch I'm a Venice bitch, I'm on Venice beach, I'm a Venice bitch Truly UV 2.0

Yeah I'm neither surprised or disappointed then cuz what in the world could make Honeymoon the song or even TLY representative of songs like Art Deco or Salvatore. If it's a cute bop then so be it I'm ready and thankful for it

Oh... Oh my god... It's your in your avatar and sig? I'm sorry but you're hot beautiful

How yall preparing? I just woke up and I don't have class until 4h after the show so I'm playing In My Feelings on a loop on high quality speakers and drinking instant coffee thinking about how lucky I am to even be alive at the same time than Lana

I literally burned my eyes reading this, now I need an optometrist appointment thanks

I absolutely do as well but honey, the two new songs are literally called Venice Bitch and Mariners Apartment Complex, who's located in Venice I don't think that's happening cuz she a hoe

HOLY FUCK. I was just logging onto BBC and I swear to GOD they were playing It Ain't Me just as you wrote that??? Maybe Lana is logged in on BBC and anxiously listening rn omg

Yes I fucking love this title, wait so is it the title track of a new record???

I sleep for barely 8h and miss 10+ pages are yall serious omfg

Who the fuck told me her music was bad? I just discovered her today on Colors show w her song idontwannabeyouanymore and apart from the fact that she has one of the best fashion senses I've ever seen (and I was a student at CSM... so I've seen a lot) her music is rly good?? Wow From all I've heard yet though her Colors rendition is by far my favourite thing of her I've heard, any other songs with this exact vibe?

Honestly it's perfect cuz my roommate got kicked off and my landlord is personally lending me her high quality speakers so I keep em in my room so that he doesn't steal em. So thanks to him being a dick to my adorable landlord, I'll get to listen to new Lana on perfect quality rather than my shitty broken mac speakers tomorrow. LIB.mp3

I'm so sorry everyone was talking about snippets so I thought it had leaked?? I didn't listened to the snippets is what I meant

If it's fake then fine but if it's not I'm not ashamed to admit I'm so jealous I'm turning a delicate shade of green

Omfg... If I cracked it I swear to God... I can't wait to be proved wrong tho

Yes but when you think abt it literally all of her albums names can be seen as cringy so yk we just gotta accept it

That would make HIAB incredibly sad cringe