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YES I was watching pics of him a week ago for some reason and I was like "ok but... he's actually cute..." and considering the music he made w her... wig

The fact that Lana just said and strongly believes in that we as a fandom weren't toxic makes all of this conversation extremely funny

He's very beautiful but he looks so sleek clean and youthful and picture perfect that Lana would look like a trailer cougar next to him lmao, I think boyfriends that fit her the best were the ones that looked rougher than her, I'm not explaining myself well but I do believe she looks amazing w someone rly viril

I like MKG physically, but I'm also a huge white trash loving person so that gives you a good indication. Keeping in mind that I like him, I still don't think they'd fit, pure and simple. Compared to him, in terms of compatibility, Francesco was her soul mate, and anyone who knew me during this era knows I have A LOT of things to say about Fran Also, she stated several times now that she wants a family and kids, and I don't think she turned her back on that thought that easily, and I don't see her even thinking of wanting that with either Miss Joe or Miss Kelly who seem like boy toys. And she's an intelligent 33yo woman so the only option I see is that she's having fun which I'm all in for, go sis, eat that meat, grow those nails, have some mad fun Also MGK has a (super cute) daughter no? That would make for interesting dynamics w Lana in the picture Dunno if it's controversial but personally I think her best fit ever was Arthur

Oh God thanks for explaining that it's about emojis because since yesterday I was swimming in an ocean of confusion, I was like is "sending someone rats" an American expression I don't know about dating from the middle ages where you sent a literal rat to someone as an omen or to give them plague or smt

Well I'm glad I didn't said 100% and also "it's not good when you just keep sending rats" is a Gaga level of zero context nonsense she passed a cap

That's also what I thought listening to I Love You (which is mostly the only nhbr album I listen to bc it's so special) and what you say is very true thinking about it but I always thought it was only because Emile's production is SO distinctive that everything he touches sounds the same. You could put the whale sounds on Bodak Yellow and it'd sound like Lana

90% convinced the second one is fake it's suspicious

Damn she said please twice she's pissed... Smelling something fishy, or as they say in the french version of animal crossing, baleine sous gravillon

I volunteer as tribute .gif

Looks like a fucking photoshoot I love her to death. These glasses look amazing on her and she's so fresh faced. Is she showing him how big his dick is in the last pic like Wow so her hoodie is Calvin and her shoes are "vegan" ad "3D print construction", queen of wearing basic ass outfits but designer

I'm SUPER HAPPY. I'm super super happy I adore his voice and with Lana's I'll love it no matter what Do we think this is for NFR or a project of his or it's too late for the one off song??

Jesse said the music sounds "fucking sweet" and I believe him a bazillion percent I'm ugly crying Their voices together probably means the end of my vagina

The spongebop thing on the table is literally my face at the fact that they're friends lkdjfkljdflkj

FUCK YES SHE IS she liked tweets about this I'm

HOLY SHIT SHE'S W JESSE I WANT A SWEATER WEATHER THE BEACH FEMALE ROBBERY DADDY ISSUES KINDA BOB OMG!!!!! I AM FREAKING OUT THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS

Her feature on Forever Neverland was rly nice I like her voice, I'm gonna give her a try

more like fucking rap not well amirite

Relistening to the video, it does seem like Kelly is saying something like "this is gonna head down for you" or something like that. Could be a diss indeed?

Wait wait wait that's super important like, that means SHE contacted him first? God At least he's not to blame, poor man he doesn't know what kinda ppl Lana stans are

Currently listening to New Album by MØ featuring The Tears Of Ppl Who Used To Stan Her But Now Think Her Music Is Bad And Generic. It's amazing I warmly recommend it

So to recapitulate she - listened to him on her story - posted that emoji while naked - literally is in the studio with him - is still mad at eminem for the right reasons Either they're dating or there's a collab but we can't say nothing is happening

No idea it was on his insta Ok they fuckin

I don't know if yall saw but as said in the insta thread, on his Instagram he apparently has beef with G-Eazy, hinting at accusing him of being a copycat. And obviously he was rumoured at least of dating Halsey, don't know if they actually did. Lana is so unbelievably shady Like the lengths she goes thru... It blows my mind Looking at his exes and her exes though I would be super surprised if they were together Holy shit omfg I used to own this tshirt, does this mean I have my chances w Lana as well :defeated:

Leave me and everything I love alone, it's not the place and not the day