Stargirl

I'm glad someone else hates that song as much as me kdfjaklsjflkwejr

I love the people in this thread who are like "you think you're all so special and that you deserve this album earlier". STFU no bitch, some of us just like Lana's music and don't want to get perched over something that's not coming out for awhile. We have better shit to do. Lana doesn't owe anyone but her label. Some of you are so bent on holding the moral high ground that you have to rag on people for having higher expectations. Jesus!, How about you get a life, bitch? Speaking of which, I have better things to do than wait around for something that might even be delayed again until god knows when. Lana obviously doesn't give much of a shit about people holding interest because her joke of an announcement was hardly that. So bye

Can people stop saying it's "our" fault? Stop with th collective blame bullshit. I didn't leak anything, most of her fans didn't, it was one bitch ass who probably doesn't even actually like her. For her to punish her actual fanbase, who gives her money, for one person leaking shit, is unreal. I hope it all leaks now.

L E A K H A

she could have at least said it was delayed u know anyone else stanning Katy Perry?

Well at least the good sis @elle gave us a dope new theme

I'm still shook at the delivery. She really doesn't give a shit about us lololol

They don't eat ass in Portugal

and also, Lana eats ass every single day. Stop being in denial!

No, you've misunderstood. It's a lust for her own life. She wants to see us kill ourselves!

honestly though i hate to say it but unless she keeps putting things out more consistently I don't think I'll even care about the album in July. I've got other shit to worry about at that time.

she's drunk on all the ass she's been eating

so anyway gnite guys mess

LIZZY GIRL

#throwlizzyintothepool2k17

Does this even count as a proper announcement Even if it's legit like is it an announcement you know what I mean?

Okay, now I'm more worried about her drinking again because I know she's abused it in the past GOD DAMN IT LIZZYYYYYYYY JDSAFLKSJFLKWER The rise and fall of Lana Del Rey-- coming soon

it turns out she's a bad witch not a good witch

me checking twitter like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI8RW8JBYXI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tblrh9Far0Y

This is honestly so ridiculous and hilarious I'm not even upset yet like it's not the date, it's not that I 100% expected May, it's just....fam.... I'm crying laughing right now

look at you fams with your vintage breakdowns

what a life