Stargirl

Y'all are ignoring that iconic slut drop thooo

I'm a food chemist and can confirm all of this

honey do you need some water or something? because you sound really thirsty

I spend more than that on coffee sis it's okay. Also strawberries are delicious and good for you and one of Lana's favorite things

Allie hurry up with your next album it's been YEARS sis even tho collxtion II hasnt even come out yet

read this as eating and i was like what but then, in the wise words of Cupcakke, I thought back to a line of poetry "I ain't swallow one kid, I think I swallowed ten" (referring to the act of fellatio)

Yeah, it looks like she (and Titanic) are really running with the weirdness of the Youtube channel. Which is sort of worn out. I used to be interested in it, but now it's just so predictable and cliche. It's like a bad episode of Black Mirror. "We're becoming our technology and obsessed with social media" sums up the entire motif. I half expect the entire thing to be a promotion for Black Mirror. In any case, Poppy is a doll and she makes good music, although I preferred Bubblebath 100%. We'll see what happens

"Those gays are onto me. They think they know when the release date is for my next album. We'll see about that." "Alright just have to contact one, to start." [phone rings] "Hello, is this Brian Cornell, CEO of Target? How are you, darling?" "So, I was thinking. Thinking about my album, thinking about the information that you have up at corporate. Here's the thing. You owe me a favor, remember I want you to transmit the following information to every store you own across the country [gives fake release date]." "Glad to hear you're compliant. Have a beautiful night, Brian." [hangs up and dials another number] "Hi, Mr. Trump, nice to talk to you again. I hope you don't mind letting me talk to the big boys. Of course you don't. Remember Project LDR? Put me on with Mike Pompeo with the CIA. I have some things I'd like to send through the ether." [perched high above the world, throughout the rest of the night, contacting various organizations and feeding false information, sending the world into a spiral of chaos]

I want to ride Luigi's side hoe hot Italian sausage like I'm on Yoshi Island I mean what

instead of the starline tour bus lana should drive around in this for the new era

you are all dirty sinners and are going to heck

is it time to dust off these gifs from the honeymoon era again because im feeling them "Henlo, I'd like to speak to a representative from the music dept. at Target" "yes, how can I help you :)" "Are you gonna have Lana Del Rey's Lust for Life on shelves on May 26th?" "I'm sorry, I don't know her. and if you gays don't stop calling my office I'm going to vote for trump in 2020" [back on Lanaboards]

Real Setlist 1. Burnt Norton 2. Art Deco 3. An entire Elon Musk TED Talk 4. Playing NASA Space sounds for each planet while vacantly staring at audience, occasionally sipping coffee through straw 5. Video Games 6. Playing actual video games 7. The resurrection of Steve Jobs 8. Cupcakke rap number 9. Lana walk out and then just grabs a bouquet of flowers thrown on stage and walks away without saying anything

Lanaboards rn

yes but who is the true target some targets will not survive the winter

blue jeans... lana we're hungry and bored sing love while swinging on the moon and shooting rays of light from your fingertips pls miss del rey

here u go hun. free shipping over $35 http://www.target.com/c/tea-coffee-cocoa-food-beverage/-/N-4yi5o?lnk=tea

I saw those two emojis together and thought the flames were coming out of the cat's ass jdfklasjdfklasjdf

kocham

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POLAND HOW DARE SHE kurwa ignore me im polish american

I live in the US and I'd LOVE a world tour (and I'm not a loser... tenk u) But really, Lana should be touring places like South America. She has such a massive fanbase there and it's so neglected.

Gonna be honest, I'm confused now. Why would random department store clerks have the wrong date? The only place they could be getting the date is from their supervisors, who get them from corporate, so.... like, how is this the case? I'm so so so confused I don't even care when the release date is anymore I just wanna know what's going on lol

don't waste your finger strength hunnie