Nobody

Omg this is going to be a mess I can't wait

I see the logic but telling someone to "beat it" is usually just telling them to go away, not masturbate I think it's also jokingly referring back to the beat poetry she mentioned

a feature on a restraining order maybe

Gerald

She said it twice last year: Can you imagine living a typical traditional life: marrying and being a mother? Oh my god, yes, I’d really like to! And I’m confident that one day it’ll happen. And I’m convinced that it’s possible to have music and love equally in your life. I’m sure that then my songs would get even a bit more happier. http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/9388-interview-with-die-ganze-woche-072017/ And will you have kids? When I have kids… I’ll take them on the road with me. Muse’s or Chris Martin’s boys do it well! I have the feeling it’ll workout, whatever I decide to do. It’ll be a nice surprise. Yeah, I would love to have a family. Is it on your agenda? [she laughs]. It’ll happen one day. Without a doubt within the next five years. Kids. Friends, all that’s a bonus. My dream is simply to be happy. Which I am right now. http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/8880-paris-match-interview/

Why has she got one short fingernail

Her managers were probably too focused on Dula Peep to plan an album rollout so they're just making it up as they go along

Even if she was dating him I hope she dumped his ass as soon as he said he doesn't like her music

From Zella Day's story

Why does she keep posting about sports does she not know her fanbase

It's still better than like 90% of Chuck's other work with Lana so I'd take it anyway

She probably will do the cover considering how involved she's been in the visuals already, I hope she can manage to snap as hard as this again

^That would be almost as bad as an MGK collab

I was going to ask why people are already trashing on these songs based on short snippets but then I realised how hypocritical that would be since I've heard 5 seconds of the MGK song and I already hate it

She'd just reopen the Honeymoon hotline

Idk if several people harassing him is a good idea but the the situation can't get much worse so ok

Me every time she posts something related to MGK

I have some stuff I'll DM you in a minute

At least that means she'll probably see this

Suddenly I love Spin.com

I don't think she's obsessing over Halsey she's just being "deep"

Oh god, miss you on my lips It's me, your little Venice bitch

Everyone: "Lana where's the October single at?" Lana:

Song is Garden Grove by Sublime

The date