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OH WOW duas latest release debuted with 83K… dojas last album debuted with 72K… this is crazy omfg

if they don’t send this damn song to radio omfg 😭

74K is crazy omfg OKAY CHARLESSS

the way it’s not even a vinyl or any real physical collectible item they’re 3 different digital downloads of the album, each with a different acoustic track/voice memo. and the fact that they’re GEOLOCKED when they’re a digital download that can just… be sent to literally anyone’s email… makes the greed for number 1 in a specific region even more glaringly obvious

meanwhile it’s charli that was predicted to go number one and miss swift got insecure and bitter and released another useless few digital downloads to force herself to number one for another week all the records she breaks seem so fucking meaningless now with the way she cheats the system, these records actually used to be IMPRESSIVE but now it’s just a greedy artist rereleasing the same fucking album over and over because she knows her deluded stans will buy them i like a lot of her damn music but jesus christ i feel like she is so close to starting a massive hate train again

it’ll be immensely funny if taylor did all that to try and block her and STILL fails

jesus christ she is a monster of greed omfg she can’t let anyone else have anything like it’s getting really gross

all i have to say is… lmfao

right like it seems like they’re really playing into it…. “the girl so confusing remix with lorde” incoming..

omg… i need to know if lorde put her hands up during girl so confusing

imagine she gets that grammy nom and gets a performance slot and performs spring breakers or alternatively, performs 360 and has all the girls from the mv up there being cunty with her. wait…

said no one ever

yeah girl she wants those sales for this tracking week!

why did i goody proctor myself

see exactly! and change that cover tbh the grey is BORESVILLEeee

I KNEOWWWW IM SAWRYYYYY half the features ruin the songs for me i fear…. also let it be known that i don’t think any of her projects are Bad i just happen to like pure pop better tbh also mostly tanked based on my listening habits not like critical thinking or themes or whatever tf cuz if that were the case charli would be dead last cuz that shit is an uncohesive mess!

you know what… this isn’t even a half bad ranking… that being said… mine would also make people madsies i think! 1. crash 2. number 1 angel 3. true romance *xcx world* 4. brat 5. charli 6. hifn 7. pop 2 8. sucker SAWRRYYYYY im a popli stan at heart

does it confirm that? 😭 like are you just assuming that because she’s talking about something that happened in 2020 that she must’ve written it then as well? like i wouldn’t say “brat” is the experimental record she wanted to make, like when she had that plan, the record didn’t even exist yet - the plan was to get into the studio with ag and sophie for a month and create it, and im pretty sure she stated herself that hifn did end up being “the experimental record”, that she just switched the order around

why am i seeing people on twitter debate if Girl So Confusing is about… twigs… or rina… like some of these bitches are very slow omfg 😭 #LordeSoConfusing

tbh did matty/twigs and george/charli even cross over at all

crash is kinda soooo cunty….

right like… it seems very obviously about someone she is Currently “friends” with also there’s the line about “what if we made music together” and marina and charli…. have already collab’d so?

girl this is definitely not the experimental club album she tried to say it was LMFAOOOOO like 90% of these songs just sound like they could’ve been on crash/hifn/pop 2 also girl so confusing is definitely about lorde and i will die on that hill…. consider me team #LordeSoConfusing anyways my favs are Everything is Romantic, 360, So I, Talk talk, von dutch i also love the little funky piano bridge in mean girls, but i wish i liked the rest of the song more

also the way this would require nearly no effort to do

seeing crash so low in these rankings…