brandon

omg… i need to know if lorde put her hands up during girl so confusing

imagine she gets that grammy nom and gets a performance slot and performs spring breakers or alternatively, performs 360 and has all the girls from the mv up there being cunty with her. wait…

said no one ever

yeah girl she wants those sales for this tracking week!

why did i goody proctor myself

see exactly! and change that cover tbh the grey is BORESVILLEeee

I KNEOWWWW IM SAWRYYYYY half the features ruin the songs for me i fear…. also let it be known that i don’t think any of her projects are Bad i just happen to like pure pop better tbh also mostly tanked based on my listening habits not like critical thinking or themes or whatever tf cuz if that were the case charli would be dead last cuz that shit is an uncohesive mess!

you know what… this isn’t even a half bad ranking… that being said… mine would also make people madsies i think! 1. crash 2. number 1 angel 3. true romance *xcx world* 4. brat 5. charli 6. hifn 7. pop 2 8. sucker SAWRRYYYYY im a popli stan at heart

does it confirm that? 😭 like are you just assuming that because she’s talking about something that happened in 2020 that she must’ve written it then as well? like i wouldn’t say “brat” is the experimental record she wanted to make, like when she had that plan, the record didn’t even exist yet - the plan was to get into the studio with ag and sophie for a month and create it, and im pretty sure she stated herself that hifn did end up being “the experimental record”, that she just switched the order around

why am i seeing people on twitter debate if Girl So Confusing is about… twigs… or rina… like some of these bitches are very slow omfg 😭 #LordeSoConfusing

tbh did matty/twigs and george/charli even cross over at all

crash is kinda soooo cunty….

right like… it seems very obviously about someone she is Currently “friends” with also there’s the line about “what if we made music together” and marina and charli…. have already collab’d so?

girl this is definitely not the experimental club album she tried to say it was LMFAOOOOO like 90% of these songs just sound like they could’ve been on crash/hifn/pop 2 also girl so confusing is definitely about lorde and i will die on that hill…. consider me team #LordeSoConfusing anyways my favs are Everything is Romantic, 360, So I, Talk talk, von dutch i also love the little funky piano bridge in mean girls, but i wish i liked the rest of the song more

also the way this would require nearly no effort to do

seeing crash so low in these rankings…

she absolutely is nawt gonna do an anniversary edition with outtakes for UV if she didn’t for BTD, but the least she could do is a worldwide release of flipside + is this happiness, she could even add syth if she was feeling crazy!

it’s like… is the knowledge that *a* song is coming supposed to give us hope for masochism? cuz after don’t forget and downhill lullaby i have no hope until that album is physically in my hands girl

interesting setlist…. there are so many bangers on crash and BEG FOR YOU is the one she plays??? 😭😭 also im sorry but she needs to cut down on the Greatest Hits… like i understand the need for a few but.. we do not need Boys, Hot in it, Speed drive, Unlock it, 1999, AND I love it…. Hot in it, Speed Drive, + I Love it would be perfect; boys, unlock it, and 1999 can goooooooo also i’m sorry i know im gonna be in the smallest minority but party4u can go too, it can stay for the tour but for a festival setlist???

yall hear how loud that crowd was? sweet home alabama is a CLASSSICCC

guys this is cunty if u don’t get it i’m sorry

the way it would be soooo easy to just make a slightly shorter setlist that cuts out things like the grants and the burnt norton interlude and shit 😭

WHATTTTT LMFAOOOOO STOP

she really needs to have like… a plan ready for when she’s late so she includes more of the important songs instead of just being cut off randomly

the cuntometer levels would have shook the stage to destruction i fear