Corrupt a wish, Bish!

[Masochism 15,400]

you go but die in a car accident before you get to the beach 

 

i wish i was taller 

[Cherry on Top 395]

You get so tall, you become disproportionate.

 

I wish to have a house with sea view.

[Beautiful Loser 48,724]

You'll get it, but it will be too stormy to enojy it.

 

I wish next summer will be the best of life so far.

[Cherry on Top 395]

You get it, but in Autumn you find out you're unexpectedly pregnant... with triplets.

 

I wish to have the most wonderful present for my birthday.

[Masochism 15,400]

they give you something so ugly that you start crying 

 

i wish i had bleach blonde hair 

[Serene Queen 4,786]

The bleach leaks into your brain

 

I wish my friend wasnt graduating

[Beautiful Loser 48,724]

Wish granted, but you'll hear them complain about exams and essays for the next 50 years.

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You get it, but in Autumn you find out you're unexpectedly pregnant... with triplets.

Wtf, how??

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I wish that I feel better soon.

[Serene Queen 4,786]

You feel better, but you are then run over by a bus

 

I wish I wasn’t so damn tired

[Cherry on Top 395]

You become a drug addict and feel so hyper and energetic all the time.

 

I wish nobody would eat meat.

[Serene Queen 4,786]

Everyone starves

 

I wish I was doing something fun rn

[Masochism 15,400]

you do nothing all day and die at the end 

 

i wish kim petras would release an album soon

[Serene Queen 4,786]

It’s her last. And it sucks

 

I wish for ice cream

[Cherry on Top 395]

You get the ice cream, then a seagull snatches it... and the only shop in the area closes.

 

I wish not to ever be stressed again.

[Serene Queen 4,786]

Your are so chill that you never get stuff done

 

I wish TS would make another Red or 1989-esque album

[Masochism 15,400]

Ts decides to quit music after the reputation tour

 

i want a new lindsay lohan movie 

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

She films a new movie but dies during filming so it never gets finished

 

I wish I lived in a colder country

[Serene Queen 4,786]

You freeze to death

 

I wish it didn’t get so humid here. I mean seriously, the Mediterranean isn’t humid and they have a giant SEA, so why is the southeast so humid in summer?

[Cherry on Top 395]

You get the worst drought in history and wish it rained again.

 

I wish I had a photographic memory, so I didn't have to spend time memorising things.

[Serene Queen 4,786]

You only remember gory things photographicly

 

I wish for something to wish for

[Cherry on Top 395]

You wish for nothing and get nothing.

 

I wish for a flamingo pond.