Serene Queen 4,776 Posted June 2, 2018 They all die I wish for a Key Largo dvd 0 Quote Hell, I Suppose if You Stick Around Long Enough, They Have to Say Something Nice About You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masochism 15,400 Posted June 2, 2018 you get one but it's broken i wish it was august already 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cherry on Top 395 Posted June 3, 2018 You fall asleep and wake up surrounded by Christmas decorations. I wish there were less people on Earth. 1 Quote If you care about animals, please watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5hGQDLprA8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doll Harlow 12,350 Posted June 3, 2018 People continue to spawn I wish summer wasn't so depressing 0 Quote You call me lavender, you call me sunshine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cherry on Top 395 Posted June 3, 2018 You are made to listen to Summertime Sadness 10 times every day for the rest of your life. I wish to be able to fly like I do in my dreams. 0 Quote If you care about animals, please watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5hGQDLprA8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LonelyLolitaMotel 1,088 Posted June 13, 2018 YA FLY INTO A WINDOW AND WRECK YO SHIT i wish i was a personal shopper 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cherry on Top 395 Posted June 13, 2018 You become Lana's personal shoe shopper and you're embarrassed to buy all those unappealing granny flats. I wish to own lots of diamonds and expensive jewellery. 1 Quote If you care about animals, please watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5hGQDLprA8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serene Queen 4,776 Posted June 13, 2018 It all gets stolen I wish summer was eternal 0 Quote Hell, I Suppose if You Stick Around Long Enough, They Have to Say Something Nice About You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UltraHeroin 8,801 Posted June 13, 2018 It's summer forever, it stops raining, it gets hotter and hotter, there's a massive drought and everybody, including you, die from hunger and thirst I wish to be able to read minds 0 Quote ~~~My body is stuck in the ocean My mind is lost in the universe*** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serene Queen 4,776 Posted June 13, 2018 You discover that everyone hates you I wish I wasn’t so easy to read 0 Quote Hell, I Suppose if You Stick Around Long Enough, They Have to Say Something Nice About You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cherry on Top 395 Posted June 14, 2018 You turn into an ancient Egyptian manuscript. I wish my dog was well behaved. 0 Quote If you care about animals, please watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5hGQDLprA8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namegoeshere 638 Posted June 14, 2018 You tell your dog to play dead and he dies. I wish I could wake up a billionaire. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masochism 15,400 Posted June 14, 2018 you wake up without anything at all, no house, no money, nothing i wish sky ferreira wasn't "dead" 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serene Queen 4,776 Posted June 14, 2018 She’s not “dead,” she’s dead I wish Lana wasn’t “dead” 1 Quote Hell, I Suppose if You Stick Around Long Enough, They Have to Say Something Nice About You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,748 Posted June 14, 2018 she finally updates on instagram. she says she's retiring from music and moving to new mexico to live in solitaire i wish finals were over 1 Quote CAUSE BACK IN SCHOOL WE ARE THE LEADERS OF IT ALL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serene Queen 4,776 Posted June 14, 2018 Your finals are over because your life is over I wish for Avril Lavigne’s new album already! 0 Quote Hell, I Suppose if You Stick Around Long Enough, They Have to Say Something Nice About You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GroupieLove 2,620 Posted June 14, 2018 She finally releases her album but it's panned, it has a 23 score on Metacritic and Avril announces she is retiring and never making music again. She's over. I wish I had money. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serene Queen 4,776 Posted June 14, 2018 You’re rich but miserable I wish for a new Lana leak lol 0 Quote Hell, I Suppose if You Stick Around Long Enough, They Have to Say Something Nice About You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GroupieLove 2,620 Posted June 14, 2018 LDR6 leaks in full and Lana is pissed off so she announces she is taking a long break (+7 years). I wish I was skinnier. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serene Queen 4,776 Posted June 14, 2018 You’re so skinny that you snap in half I wish for racism, xenophobia, homophobia, ageism, etc to disappear completely 0 Quote Hell, I Suppose if You Stick Around Long Enough, They Have to Say Something Nice About You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
