Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[ultrabanisters 44,923]

hope the band gets mad at her for putting them on a normal flight and cancel on her

[AkaLizzy 85]

If she was accepting applications for new friends, she could've let us know... 

[godsmonster 14,218]

wait so her actual band is flying coach?

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

wait so her actual band is flying coach?

only baddie bitchez get on private jets  

[AkaLizzy 85]

wait so her actual band is flying coach?

 

 

Don't know about coach. But they're flying commercial -->  https://twitter.com/dobadelrey/status/1108445764294893569

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

Maybe they didn't drink their wheat grass

[PARADIXO 32,934]

only matcha drinkers get private jets x

[godsmonster 14,218]

Don't know about coach. But they're flying commercial -->  https://twitter.com/dobadelrey/status/1108445764294893569

I-

that's honestly lowkey disrespectful but w/e

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

I just don't understand why exactly her baddie friends have to go to NOLA with them... they're not performing. They def just want a free weekend getaway and they'll probably party on Bourbon Street til like 2 am on thursday night and sleep through Lana's performance in the hotel suite she bought them.

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

I just don't understand why exactly her baddie friends have to go to NOLA with them... they're not performing.

let's fucking hope

[ChaoticLipster 24,612]

Every time I see Lana and her friends I keep thinking of This is What Makes Us Girls.

[Nobody 21,508]

I just don't understand why exactly her baddie friends have to go to NOLA with them... they're not performing. They def just want a free weekend getaway and they'll probably party on Bourbon Street til like 2 am on thursday night and sleep through Lana's performance in the hotel suite she bought them.

 

She's effectively their sugar daddy but without the sugar 

[godsmonster 14,218]

She's effectively their sugar daddy but without the sugar 

a splenda daddy

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

Every time I see Lana and her friends I keep thinking of This is What Makes Us Girls.

This Is What Makes Us Clones

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

Every time I see Lana and her friends I keep thinking of This is What Makes Us Girls.

go back a few dozen pages when there were some clever parodies made of TIWMUG for the baddie version

I know it's been said here before but Lana is a misfit, she always has been. Like she's always wanted to be a part of something, a group or a clique it seems. But she was always the outsider and I feel like for a while she owned it... but it probably is one of the factors to her depression. I'm happy that she has friends and I do hope they are genuine. But I agree that she looks out of place and as if they're all in on this thing and Lana is the joke.

this hit home... i relate so hard. It feels like I'm always on the outskirts of every friend group, and I'm constantly the person who has to put in the effort to create plans or maintain a friendship. Especially where I'm from, I feel so different from everyone else my age. I'm just glad I found a best friend two years ago who's always valued me. Sorry for this little blurb

[PARADIXO 32,934]

let's fucking hope

 

jfdnlfjs you're the user that made me laugh the most these week i swear

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

jfdnlfjs you're the user that made me laugh the most these week i swear

[venicebitch 14,304]

Y’all acting like Lana taking a private jet while her band is flying commercial lines is something new. I get it, her friends look like a shelf of mayonnaise jars and they’re overall annoying, but I can’t even count how many times me or my friends spotted her band on the airport while she was landing in her private jet. There’s also many times when even her whole team were staying at another hotel, probably just to confuse fans and paparazzi. They’re working for her, she pays them and she really doesn’t have to fly them with her jet, especially when she’s with her management/friends/family.

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

Y’all acting like Lana taking a private jet while her band is flying commercial lines is something new. I get it, her friends look like a shelf of mayonnaise jars and they’re overall annoying, but I can’t even count how many times me or my friends spotted her band on the airport while she was landing in her private jet. There’s also many times when even her whole team were staying at another hotel, probably just to confuse fans and paparazzi. They’re working for her, she pays them and she really doesn’t have to fly them with her jet, especially when she’s with her management/friends/family.

no i agree its just i'm confused why they had to come at all lmao

[violets 11,896]

WAIT I WAS JOKING WHEN i said she put her band and dancers on a commercial flight I DIDNT KNOW SHE ACTUALLY DID IMMMM