Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Coney Island King 26,002]

This album will be lovely.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

to sleep to.

[salvatore 21,769]

This album will be lovely.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

to sleep to.

that's because you aren't making it to the release date

[ThisIsRusko 1,521]

i really wanna be happy about the last two posts but at the same time we can not trust her...i am getting anxiety because of this uncertainty

[Macintosh Manhattan 6,511]

Honestly being a fan of Lana is like being in an highly emotional abusive relationship. I can’t trust her at all anymore...

[domandapiano 12,099]

it’s too much. Those two posts a week before her festival circuit and her birthday that just happens to also be the first official day of summer. She wouldn’t possibly give the fans everything we’ve been screaming for and actually finally reveal the details...

 

...would she?

[Rorman Nockwell 56,711]

A June 21 release for that song makes sense. 

 

- her birthday

- first day of summer (she cares about shit like that; look at her poetry)

- Friday

- day before her first festival show

 

It's so much her favourite for so many reasons so I feel like she'd want the day she releases it on to hold some significance. 

 

And all of that makes perfect sense and is logical af, which is why she won't do it. 

 

ETA: she also posted the snippet for DT roughly a week before its release, and iirc she announced MAC and VB  a week before. I don't think she'd "announce" that she's dropping NFR on her birthday, though. She'd just drop it. 

[Barry 5,934]

A June 21 release for that song makes sense. 

 

- her birthday

- first day of summer (she cares about shit like that; look at her poetry)

- Friday

- day before her first festival show

 

It's so much her favourite for so many reasons so I feel like she'd want the day she releases it on to hold some significance. 

 

And all of that makes perfect sense and is logical af, which is why she won't do it. 

 

ETA: she also posted the snippet for DT roughly a week before its release, and iirc she announced MAC and VB  a week before. I don't think she'd "announce" that she's dropping NFR on her birthday, though. She'd just drop it. 

 

Don't start

[Rorman Nockwell 56,711]

Don't start

 

I did say ... it's too logical for her to actually do! 

 

However, if we don't get a 3rd post today about something to balance her feed ... I might believe it. 

[Macintosh Manhattan 6,511]

A June 21 release for that song makes sense. 

 

- her birthday

- first day of summer (she cares about shit like that; look at her poetry)

- Friday

- day before her first festival show

 

It's so much her favourite for so many reasons so I feel like she'd want the day she releases it on to hold some significance. 

 

And all of that makes perfect sense and is logical af, which is why she won't do it. 

 

ETA: she also posted the snippet for DT roughly a week before its release, and iirc she announced MAC and VB  a week before. I don't think she'd "announce" that she's dropping NFR on her birthday, though. She'd just drop it.

 

This makes to much sense...

 

What her disappoint us all

[Idol Of Roses 673]

What's the likelihood of her singing something new from Norman Rotting Fuckwell on the 22nd?

 

This might be true after all. I'm obsessed with the NFR snippet!

[Flowerbomb 65,594]

A June 21 release for that song makes sense. 

 

- her birthday

- first day of summer (she cares about shit like that; look at her poetry)

- Friday

- day before her first festival show

 

It's so much her favourite for so many reasons so I feel like she'd want the day she releases it on to hold some significance. 

 

And all of that makes perfect sense and is logical af, which is why she won't do it. 

 

ETA: she also posted the snippet for DT roughly a week before its release, and iirc she announced MAC and VB  a week before. I don't think she'd "announce" that she's dropping NFR on her birthday, though. She'd just drop it. 

 

[coccdestroyer 381]

A June 21 release for that song makes sense. 

 

- her birthday

- first day of summer (she cares about shit like that; look at her poetry)

- Friday

- day before her first festival show

 

It's so much her favourite for so many reasons so I feel like she'd want the day she releases it on to hold some significance. 

 

And all of that makes perfect sense and is logical af, which is why she won't do it. 

 

ETA: she also posted the snippet for DT roughly a week before its release, and iirc she announced MAC and VB  a week before. I don't think she'd "announce" that she's dropping NFR on her birthday, though. She'd just drop it. 

 

 I'm ready to get my hopes high again 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,711]

The "I was born at 4:47pm" might be a clue, too ... talking 'bout her birthday ... she might even drop it at that time. 

 

I take noooo responsibility for being wrong af; I'm just trying to guess how that bitch's mind might work. 

[DEMONDELREY 2,677]

I don’t care if I’m a clown, believing in a surprise release on Friday gives me a reason to survive this week lmao

[Doll Harlow 12,367]

Just let the album cover be nice looking and not a selfie...

[GeminiLanaFan 49,044]

This thread is a fucking roller coaster :

One minute, everyone is ready to burn their Stan card, the other, everyone loves her and is trying to figure out when a track might be out (and let’s not forget the « the album is scrapped » that lasted 60 pages).

[coccdestroyer 381]

This thread is a fucking roller coaster :

One minute, everyone is ready to burn their Stan card, the other, everyone loves her and is trying to figure out when a track might be out (and let’s not forget the « the album is scrapped » that lasted 60 pages).

 

FOR REAL hahahaha that's why I love read this

[Obduration 6,548]

Someone publish this thread as a book instead of getting her poetry book

[sophiesmom 989]

she won't release anything this next friday and thats why I love this thread

[Beautiful Loser 48,828]

Just let the album cover be nice looking and not a selfie...

Please, dear Ben, don’t let her use a selfie, please say you disapproved one and could only accept a proper photo.