LDR9 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

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also, before it starts tonight again because it always annoys me irrationally—she’s not waiting until midnight LA time to announce anything if she’s announcing something tonight (which she probably isn’t). no artist has ever set up a worldwide release/announcement for midnight LA time, it is going to be EST. please no “omg what if she releases at midnight PST” this era, that’s never going to happen 😭

[tulsa 2,812]

Just now, Deadly Cruel Girl said:

 

If she does at all.

stop i would literally kill myself in that fucking tunnel under ocean boulevard i would leave pieces of my organs scattered all over the tiles and blood on the painted ceilings BEHAVE ELIZABETH

[Pink Champagne 9,457]

Just now, tulsaglory said:

stop i would literally kill myself in that fucking tunnel under ocean boulevard i would leave pieces of my organs scattered all over the tiles and blood on the painted ceilings BEHAVE ELIZABETH

We are further descending into chaos Lana do something 

[tulsa 2,812]

Just now, fine china said:

We are further descending into chaos Lana do something 

PLS

[Make me your Dream Life 87,624]

u think there's seafood by the tunnel? 

[Eugene 26,663]

[ChaoticLipster 24,592]

5 minutes ago, salvatorelovesyou said:

if she does not announce anything tomorrow we are going to look like clowns

She’d be the biggest clown when she see’s the mob with torches and pitchfork heading towards her house. 
 

 

jks 😅

[tearsofgold 493]

doesn't she typically announce things at noon est?

[Trrrrrr 1,157]

OK another countdown 43min left

[Eugene 26,663]

ok, but Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd?

[Deleted Member 23,728]

lana tomorrow morning

 

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,106]

7 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

She’d be the biggest clown when she see’s the mob with torches and pitchfork heading towards her house. 
 

 

jks 😅

thank god you said you were joking, I was scared for a second ! 

[Pink Flamingo 17,145]

I feel like she's gonna post the annoucement around the same time  she posted Norman's. 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,624]

4 hours ago, salvatorelovesyou said:

ok, but Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd?

this is probably tempting the sc*t poster like i imagine they'd look at that post like that 

[Fishtails Supremacy 441]

Just now, Selfloathinpoet said:

I feel like she's gonna post the annoucement the same hour she posted Norman's. 

This is like 12 hours away nooooo 

[The Siren 30,517]

14 minutes ago, salvatorelovesyou said:

if she does not announce anything tomorrow we are going to look like clowns

[Eugene 26,663]

I've literally been reading your comments on this thread all day, and I didn't remember I had a lanaboards account. Goodnight 

[fl0werbabie 537]

here before that bald virgin nerd gives her poetic masterpiece career defining magnum opus album a 2/10

[daphnedinkley 13,414]

also what is “the coconut song” ive seen mentioned on this thread? why do some people seem to think she’ll cover it? 

[Venice Peach 54,292]

I fucking love the title and just earlier today I was saying how I hoped it wasn't the album name... it's funny how some things just change in a day or even in an hour

 

I also love how many ways we can shorten it. Kinda like when Lana calls the book just "Violet" It's cute 

 

"DYK" when feeling quirky 🤪 or naughty 😈

"Did you know that... "when feeling mysterious 👀

"There's a tunnel" when informal/lazy

"Ocean Blvd" for short

"Ocean" as in "this is my baby"

"DIKTTATUOB" when feeling exotic 🌴

"full name which I won't type" when you have a lot of time to spare (like me looking for the emojis while I should be sleeping already)