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Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023


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  On 1/10/2023 at 6:45 PM, Lanaparadiserey said:

Did something happen? Why are there so many new pages since like an hour ago

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Speculation

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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

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I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

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Posted
  On 1/10/2023 at 6:46 PM, tulsa said:

every time we talk about certain dates i cannot help but to think the lana community suffers from the most severe PTSD out of all fandoms :lange: just reading those dates makes me physically ill

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pls i will never forget the trauma of NFR’s alleged March 2019 release, i still can’t sleep at nights

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  On 1/10/2023 at 6:38 PM, lilac heaven said:

as arduous as the lack of content this album cycle so far has been, this is literally the smoothest things have gone as a fan in a lana era since Honeymoon. no fake dates, no album title changes, no leaks of the lead single (though it was close), no controversy, no singles a year before the album release

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altho the title track was being teased by leakers in september :monica:

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if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole

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  On 1/10/2023 at 6:47 PM, kraljicabenzinske said:


pls i will never forget the trauma of NFR’s alleged March 2019 release, i still can’t sleep at nights

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right :defeated: and then september 5th where everything was SILENT, like fr we didnt hear from her until like a month later 

Posted
  On 1/10/2023 at 6:47 PM, kraljicabenzinske said:


pls i will never forget the trauma of NFR’s alleged March 2019 release, i still can’t sleep at nights

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The worst time imaginable to be on Lana Boards. PTSD from those months waiting until JULY for an announcement 

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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

  Quote

I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

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im so excited to finally hear this album! i dont think i have ever been as hyped for a lana album (since LFL) :true: it's obvious she loves this piece of art and the excitement is contagious !

on another note - i reckon it'd be nice and it would help build up the hype, if lana put out a music video or another single before release, but even if she doesnt, personally i wont mind - this time i will try my best not to listen to any new songs that come out (although i already listened to Ocean like 2-3 times:toofunny:). taking into consideration everything the insiders have said so far - i truly believe the album would display its best listened to in full! :w8ing:

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then i think ab Ava's fandom that had to endure an album leaking 5 months before its release and then the album getting delayed twice :xgiggle: deserved

Posted
  On 1/10/2023 at 6:32 PM, Venice Peach said:

I think she truly wanted to just surprise release this album digitally and her label said no. So she had to announce it early with a single for sales reasons but her intention is once again to just release the album and that's it.

 

This rollout feels way better just cause we didn't have 6 months early singles and fake dates but I don't expect any huge promotion or LFL levels of content.

I still think a second single and MV are the bare minimum tho so I think we'll get that at least :bebe:

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I get that they want to get sales in but 3 months seems like such a long time if they aren’t planing to do anything else in the meantime for the album. The same people would have pre-ordered the album, if they had announced it this month or in February. 

Posted
  On 1/10/2023 at 6:38 PM, lilac heaven said:

as arduous as the lack of content this album cycle so far has been, this is literally the smoothest things have gone as a fan in a lana era since Honeymoon. no fake dates, no album title changes, no leaks of the lead single (though it was close), no controversy, no singles a year before the album release

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another way of phrasing this is, this is the smoothest things have gone in 8 years. EIGHT. we were suffering over and over again for so long :rip:

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  On 1/10/2023 at 6:50 PM, tulsa said:

then i think ab Ava's fandom that had to endure an album leaking 5 months before its release and then the album getting delayed twice :xgiggle: deserved

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who? 

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the thing about sales is that stans are the only ones who care about it and make it a competition. everyone’s gonna be mass streaming her album and fighting miley stans on march 10, meanwhile lana will be writing poetry in her backyard oblivious to anything that’s going on. she’s already a multimillionaire set for life she could not care any less about that shit

we’re gonna party like it’s 1949

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Posted
  On 1/10/2023 at 6:48 PM, Fingertips said:

The worst time imaginable to be on Lana Boards. PTSD from those months waiting until JULY for an announcement 

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at least we used laughter to ease the pain which made us spiral out into the deepest pits of crazyiness so there was a bunch of funny and iconic moments in the pre-release thread, but God, I’d never go back to something like that

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  On 1/10/2023 at 3:50 PM, littleredpartydress said:

I lowkey think she made it a&w to not allow there to be immediate venice bitch comparisons since the titles are very similar 

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pls the woman would have 10 different songs named California if she could i doubt she’d care or even think that far :rip:

Posted
  On 1/10/2023 at 5:48 PM, kraljicabenzinske said:

Kintsugi: she sampled a fan favorite

 

yall: Brite Lites! ☺️

Kintsugi: no..an asbolute fan favorite

 

yall: oh put me in a movie!! ?

 

Kintsugi: no please listen to me, an absolute fan favorite !! ABSOLUTE fan favorite! Like the fan favorite of all fan favorites ever !

 

yall: Sounds like pawn shop blues! ?

 

kintsugi: I..no...

 

yall: Gramma?

 

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put me in a movie & pawn shop blues are absolute fan favorites though... and if you don't like them you qualify for worst taste at the lipsters :oprah3:

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Posted
  On 1/10/2023 at 6:08 PM, Fingertips said:

About the whole AW&J thing, I think Jesus makes the most sense. It's probably talking about some sort of crazy spiritual/sexual journey that will lead right into the Pastor Interlude.

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omg her like a prayer era comparing religious ecstasy to orgasms :oprah4:

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  On 1/10/2023 at 6:50 PM, tulsa said:

then i think ab Ava's fandom that had to endure an album leaking 5 months before its release and then the album getting delayed twice :xgiggle: deserved

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that’s what they get for stanning gaga’s understudy :deadbanana:

 

 

OT: any new info ? 

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  On 1/10/2023 at 6:49 PM, burthday kake said:

 

  On 1/10/2023 at 6:45 PM, Lanaparadiserey said:

Did something happen? Why are there so many new pages since like an hour ago

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we are Jobless etc

 

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i take it back.. Lanaboards IS my fulltime job.. & my “actual job” is simply a pastime so i can afford all the merch & vinyl variants :smile:

Posted
  On 1/10/2023 at 6:55 PM, the ocean said:

put me in a movie & pawn shop blues are absolute fan favorites though... and if you don't like them you qualify for worst taste at the lipsters :oprah3:

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i love ever single thing off AKA but i dont see her sampling it because i dont think AKA songs are on the same level of fan favorite like VB or CG

if the AKA sample does happen I’m 100% here for it trust and believe !!

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