Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[Three White Butterflies]

I’m having so much fun 

[Terrence Loves Me]

Just now, the ocean said:

no it's totally real lana just decided to take my song title idea without crediting me and now i'm in the process of suing her

elizabeth woolridge grant you are going to jail!

wait so the tracklist isn't real? i partially believed it with a side eye, don't do me like this 

[the ocean]

Just now, Terrence Loves Me said:

wait so the tracklist isn't real? i partially believed it with a side eye, don't do me like this 

if you find it in your heart to believe you will see the truth

[Make me your Dream Life]

as told by Fever, claiming fishtails 

[Dark Angel]

arcadialovesong2018 revealed to me that the tracklist is located in a bottle at the bottom of the ocean, let's get diving, ladies!

 

[Terrence Loves Me]

Just now, the ocean said:

if you find it in your heart to believe you will see the truth

your shenanigans, thin ice!

[IanadeIrey]

When Fishtails is actually a play-on-words and is about the tale of how Phish got banned from the Lake Placid Olympic Arena (an incident Lana has mentioned twice) 

[palemoonbaby]

trap beats and samples on album

[Make me your Dream Life]

1 minute ago, palemoonbaby said:

trap beats and samples on album

that's an electrocuted fishtails 

[Dark Angel]

WHEN SHE SAMPLES MERMAID MOTEL ON FISHTAILS

 

[the ocean]

2 minutes ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

your shenanigans, thin ice!

i will say that kintsugi, burn me where you belong, fishtails & the long grandfather one could actually be real

and that's actually true not me joking

[nikkilane77]

2 minutes ago, palemoonbaby said:

trap beats and samples on album

Reality: 

[ShadesOfViolence]

electrocuted fishtails with electric guitars while rob deep sea fishing

[Make me your Dream Life]

Just now, ByDayAnother said:

never in my life did I imagine a memetic cross-pollination of Lana Del Rey with Sonic X: Director’s Cut, but here we are

i had no idea, it just felt cool u r welcome 

[The Grants]

so excited for us to start calling the long acronym “grandfather”

[Nevermind]

36 minutes ago, Lanaparadiserey said:

Wait I love that, that would be such a cute song but like imagine she is angry about not getting married or something. Like singing about a relationship she thought would end in a marriage and now she is pissed 

You could be on to something with this. If you google the definition of fishtails

noun

1. an object that is forked like a fish's tail.

   "carved detail including fishtail terminals on the banisters"

   verb

   1. (of a vehicle) make a fishtail movement.

      "the vehicle fishtailed from one side of the road to the other"

    

   So there’s a couple ways this song could go.

    

   I hope it’s number 14 tho because it would fuck so hard over that AK track

[Steeqhen]

Just now, kaliuchis said:

so excited for us to start calling the long acronym “grandfather”

Gramma and Grandfather both being shorthand for their respective tracks omg her mind 

[honeymo0n]

us after hitting play on grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep sea fishing on march 10th at 00:01

[Make me your Dream Life]

1 minute ago, ByDayAnother said:

a spontaneous emergence, even better! You’re a poet and don’t even know it.

no i knew... 

Spoiler

but heyo ty! glad ya like it 

 

[For K]

What do we do when the first MV is Fishtails and this is the first shot