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Like a FMK game, you A the Q above your post with your very, very typical Lana-esque response, and write down your next Q afterwards, next poster answers and so on.. ;)
This might quench the burning questions about Lana you been having swimming in your head since day 1.

I'll start,

Q: Lana, your lips are as surreal as a Dali or Bosch's piece, is dat true?


..but believe me when I say that the surveillance we live under is the highest privilege compared to how we treat the rest of the world.

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A: Honey, my lips are not fucking art okay. Stop trying to interrupt them into something they're not. They're just lips, everybody has a pair.

 

(Wow that was fun!)

 

Q: Lana, why do you change your hair color so much?


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A: I can be inspired by anything! My songs just come to me, I can be anywhere. Cleaning, painting my nails, doing the laundry. But, obviously literature inspires me, Coney Island, relationships.... Anything.

 

Q: Why did you used to wear that golden tooth cap?


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A: I thought it was great, but everyone else thought it was another 5mm failure and I just thought it would be melodically in the music industry to be a gangsta

 

(does that even make sense, I am just picturing what kind of words lana says, but failing)

 

Q:Lana, what's your favourite song of your own(not including summertime sadness)?


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A: National Anthem 'course.. am so badass in it, ain't I *giggle-snorts*? Uh, but uh.. actually it's a medley of them all, honey.. with alternate lyrics 'cording to the mood of the day.

 

Q: Lana what was the first car you ever drive? Stealing the key and sneak out wit ur mom's SUV, I bet


..but believe me when I say that the surveillance we live under is the highest privilege compared to how we treat the rest of the world.

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A: I can be inspired by anything! My songs just come to me, I can be anywhere. Cleaning, painting my nails, doing the laundry. But, obviously literature inspires me, Coney Island, relationships.... Anything.

 

Q: Why did you used to wear that golden tooth cap?

 

Gyahah, I want a Lana-laundry-inspired-song that can be whistled out while waiting for ur laundry to finish..


..but believe me when I say that the surveillance we live under is the highest privilege compared to how we treat the rest of the world.

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A: A tikes car, it was beautiful, the wind in my hair, it was the best baby

(Incase you didn't know what a tike was)

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Q:Why don't you dance more often, or do the odd turn or something during performances?


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Gyahah, I want a Lana-laundry-inspired-song that can be whistled out while waiting for ur laundry to finish..

Laundry room at chateu marmont or a laundrette in coney island

relating how her admirer walked in and made her eyes burn, while lana was washing her blue jeans


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A: A tikes car, it was beautiful, the wind in my hair, it was the best baby

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Ahah.. lil Lizzy likes!

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Q:Why don't you dance more often, or do the odd turn or something during performances?

 

A: Honey, c'mere boy, *whispers*.. that's a private, break out your dollars and do you think you'll buy me lotsa diamonds?

 

Q: How do you like your spaghetti, Lana?


..but believe me when I say that the surveillance we live under is the highest privilege compared to how we treat the rest of the world.

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Laundry room at chateu marmont or a laundrette in coney island

relating how her admirer walked in and made her eyes burn, while lana was washing her blue jeans

 

*Ded*

Found a lipgloss stain on the collar of his white shirt.. doesn't remember it's her own.


..but believe me when I say that the surveillance we live under is the highest privilege compared to how we treat the rest of the world.

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A. Thematically, I like spaghetti no matter how it is. I've been eating spaghetti for as long as I can fucking remember.

Because you know when you're living under a bridge you can't afford any fancy food.

 

Q. Out of all your own videos, which one is your favorite?


Long hair, Lana that's my bitch

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Q. Would you rather be Marilyn Monroe or 2 Pac?

A: *sexily sighs* That's a tough question, I mean.. *bites lip* C-can I have Marilyn's face with 2Pac's body?

 

 

Q. Out of all your own videos, which one is your favorite?

A: I can't answer that. I can't answer that. I like them all, they're all my babies..

 

Q: Lana where do you have your nails done?


..but believe me when I say that the surveillance we live under is the highest privilege compared to how we treat the rest of the world.

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Q: What's your favorite flavor of ice cream??

A: *eyes lit up* Oh, that's easy! Vanilla.

 

Q: Lana Del Rey, how'd you get dem legs that way? o.O

 

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..but believe me when I say that the surveillance we live under is the highest privilege compared to how we treat the rest of the world.

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A: "You're just not my kind of person, and the vibes you give me make me not want to continue this interview."

 

Q: How do you feel about insects? You seem quite the entomologist.

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A: "You're just not my kind of person, and the vibes you give me make me not want to continue this interview."

Q: How do you feel about insects? You seem quite the entomologist.

A: What are you talkin about? I'm more of an ornithologist.

 

Q: P-A-R-K, A-M-E-R-I-C-A, D-A-R-K, T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

When are we going to hear SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS?


..but believe me when I say that the surveillance we live under is the highest privilege compared to how we treat the rest of the world.

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A: *pouts* Never.

 

Q: Miss Del Rey, did you have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Soileau?


Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.

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