Stargirl 13,351 Posted May 1, 2017 Do tell all of your thoughts about Lana's possible affiliation with the illuminati, or how she faked the moon landing. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trayertrash 7,211 Posted May 1, 2017 I have a theory that Lana once went by Lizzy Grant. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stargirl 13,351 Posted May 1, 2017 I have a theory that Lana once went by Lizzy Grant. no she killed her and stole her identity lana del rey was actually the ai in poor lizzy's blackberry that went rogue and blew up in the middle of the night and its soul went into lizzy's body and started singing about dads thats why they dont sell blackberrys anymore #BBMBaby 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trayertrash 7,211 Posted May 1, 2017 no she killed her and stole her identity lana del rey was actually the ai in poor lizzy's blackberry that went rogue and blew up in the middle of the night and its soul went into lizzy's body and started singing about dads thats why they dont sell blackberrys anymore If rogue blackberries can give us UV 2.0 then they need to come back asap 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flowerbomb 65,594 Posted May 1, 2017 Lana Del Rey's real name is Sarah Paulson and moonlights as an actress. People will say I'm crazy but they cant handle the truth because they're not ready for it yet. Y'all wonder why Lana isn't promoting LFL? Cause she's too busy filming the new season of AHS. PROOF 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stargirl 13,351 Posted May 1, 2017 Lana Del Rey's real name is Sarah Paulson and moonlights as an actress. People will say I'm crazy but they cant handle the truth because they're not ready for it yet. Y'all wonder why Lana isn't promoting LFL? Cause she's too busy filming the new season of AHS. PROOF wow thats incredible she also plays jimmy neutrons mom 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flowerbomb 65,594 Posted May 1, 2017 wow thats incredible she also plays jimmy neutrons mom Deeper down the rabbit hole we go. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stargirl 13,351 Posted May 1, 2017 Deeper down the rabbit hole we go. Reminder: This is NOT Lana's grandmother!! This is Lana. She's hundreds of years old and she never ages. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bootynugget 2,926 Posted May 1, 2017 Lana Del Rey passed away at 27 (Joined the 27 club) somewhere between April and May 2013. In the middle of filming Tropico, it took so long for it to be released because director, Anthony Mandler, and close friends and family were skeptical of putting it out. They eventually pieced together the already-shot footage for the first two-thirds of the film, Body Electric and Gods & Monsters. They didn't have much left for the end, Bel Air, which explains why it's really just Lana Del Rey and Shaun Ross improvising and prancing around. The ending was supposed to include her being back in God's arms and was supposed to include an original monologue for her next album, which wasn't Ultraviolence at the time. Lana Del Rey was cloned and debuted at the Tropico premiere, last-minute announcing Ultraviolence, a title the Illuminati told Dan Auerbach to name it after her death. The Illuminati, as we all know, leave clues to know who's smart enough to figure their scheme out so not to make it obvious she's a whole new "person", they changed up her entire sound but played it as just "an era change". Only the real fans would figure it out. Little did we know, Born To Die and Paradise Lana Del Rey is gone but will never be forgotten. This all explains the massive change in lyricism, themes (american dream), production (big beats), reoccurring words (daddy, party dress), look (big beauty queen hair, long nails, cute dresses), and more. She will be missed 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
reputation 6,321 Posted May 5, 2017 lol.. this is a reach but Jan 27 BTD release - The Honeymoon Bridge across Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada collasped June 13th UV release - The "Honeymoon" was casted upon the moon 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YourGirl666 13,251 Posted November 26, 2021 The songs from the scrapped 2017 album have been slowly released in different artists projects like Alexandra Savior's Belladonna of Sadness, The Last Shadow Puppets' Everything That You Come To Expect, Arctic Monkeys' Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino and Lana's post LFL discography. I believe in this theory cause: 1. They all share the same producers in some of the songs (AS's album was produced by Alex Turner, we have 3 outtakes released on Lana's albums - + Zack Dawes overall contribution- , also the existence of another TLSP album and Miles Kaine solo projects). 2. They all share the same sound/style. 3. We know some of the outtakes were released (Thunder, Dealer and California by Lana and Loaded by Miles Kaine). 4. They were recorded at the same time (or close to it) 5. I'm delulu 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
