Lana Del Rey fan fiction

[Dominikx4 25,404]

so i used one of these story generators where u put some adjectives and names and itll create a story for you.
 
This is the result:

The Round Torch
A Short Story

Lana Del Rey looked at the round torch in her hands and felt jealous.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her freaky surroundings. She had always hated punk Williamsburg with its curvy, clean clubs. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel jealous.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Lady Gaga . Lady Gaga was an outgoing god with scrawny legs and tall eyebrows.

Lana gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a kind, nice, Blue Ribbon drinker with fragile legs and solid eyebrows. Her friends saw her as a poor, panicky patient. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for a stupid baby flamingo.

But not even a kind person who had once made a cup of tea for a stupid baby flamingo, was prepared for what Lady Gaga had in store today.

The moon teased like rampaging guppies, making Lana happy.

As Lana stepped outside and Lady Gaga came closer, she could see the flat glint in her eye.

Lady Gaga gazed with the affection of 7931 ugly homely horses. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want booze."

Lana looked back, even more happy and still fingering the round torch. "Lady Gaga, you lookin like a man," she replied.

They looked at each other with petty feelings, like two homely, horrible horses dancing at a very happy funeral, which had jazz music playing in the background and two giving uncles bouncing to the beat.

Suddenly, Lady Gaga lunged forward and tried to punch Lana in the face. Quickly, Lana grabbed the round torch and brought it down on Lady Gaga's skull.

Lady Gaga's scrawny legs trembled and her tall eyebrows wobbled. She looked sad, her emotions raw like a nasty, noisy newspaper.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Lady Gaga was dead.

Lana Del Rey went back inside and made herself a nice drink of Blue Ribbon.

THE END

[TRENCH 15,450]

Plato and Shakespeare could never

[Doll Harlow 12,367]

a story

 

i'd love to see lana read this aloud lol

[Beautiful Loser 48,799]

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A timeless classic..!

[haterius 87]

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A timeless classic..!

Wow, that was art. Truly the next Shakespeare.