therealmikedealer

Look out the window

My semi-ranking and some thoughts:

I listen to her unreleased material more often than her official albums, and I wouldn’t stan if I didn’t know about those songs

Well, it’s definitely hard to dislike something that doesn’t exist 🤡

I’ve been gone for so long I couldn’t even remember my username and login, but apparently I’m still all caught up with this era………….

A shorter album for me if u catch my drift (please don't @ me, I'm just joking) I'm still laughing at how after the first L word for Dealer, some people here GENUINELY thought Nikki was featured

I don't have anything against her, but her inclusion in Lana's music has produced results I'm not a fan of. But mostly, the thought of having both Nikki and Nicki as features is something straight out of a nightmare, Although, it'd would make for the most chaotic song ever if they jumped on Dealer and it was remixed by A.G. Cook lmaooo edit: I'm too high now to fix my grammar but you guys can understand

They call themselves sleep paralysis demons

Why does anyone even follow Cl*y??

I don’t even know what to believe anymore

Lana is gonna drop 3 different versions of the album to boost sales including different track lists each one will feature a different edit of the selphie

I made a version inspired by recent edits lol

Where did they get this information?

I’d prefer text only covers if they’re well made damn, I’d be fine with some scribbles lol

Lana will print this selfie and tape it over her face every time she leaves her house Honestly, they’re really ugly

Just the cockroaches living in his studio no instruments, no vocals Fantano will praise Lana because she isn’t on the songs

Tyler is dropping a new album soon, probably manifesting a feature on either records like a true delulu

For better and for worse

She’s not lipsyncing in that video snippet so it might be recycled footage

I think this time we won’t get any videos

Maybe third fake date’s the charm minus all the drama

The mods are gonna be mad lol

Lana is quiet because she’s busy remastering her whole catalogue in Dolby Atmos I won’t accept anything less

Please, this isn’t the Mike Doxing Thread