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Brooklyn Baby

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  1. I met Lana Del Rey recently, my name is Zanella Venti and this is my M&G story. I met her November 25th of this year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time lipster that day. I walked into the Pop-up Shop after 13 hours of waiting outside and say hello she replies with “fake” and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her and asked to do my pose she stared at me blank faced. I continued talking “you saved my life” I say. “You’re the reason I’m alive today”. She looks me dead in the eye and says “you’ll die soon enough, fatty” and then whispered “try drugs, fatty”. I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said “are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now” and she flicked my vagina. The photographer took the photo of us and I headed out of the shop and that’s when Lana started making whale noises at me. I still can’t believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren’t true but Lana Del Rey is in fact; a horrible person. And if you don’t believe me ask lmdr he was there with me.
  2. Brooklyn Baby

    Charli XCX

    WIG EVAPORATION IN PROCESS
  3. Brooklyn Baby

    Charli XCX

    If you have bad taste get off my.. get off right now stop follo.. don't even be on this thread. The only people allowed on this thread are angels and XCXers. So if you have bad taste get the fuck off my thread right now! Stop telling to take my clothes off, no I don't fucking smoke weed, no I am not a hoe. Get the fuck out my thread, right now! Yeah, all you motherfuckers! Facts, get the fuck out my thread, don't waste my time! Don't tell me to take my fucking clothes off, perverts. This is for only the angels. This is for the XCXers, the angels and the the true XC.. the true Charli XCX fans! So get the fuck out my chat, good look two thousand people gone only eight thousand, get the fuck off my thread, perverts. Don't play with me, yeah girls (night out), that's how you.. that's how you.. yeah don't let guys step on you uh-uh. Absolutely not, you wanna see a real New Yorker, this is a real New Yorker. That's exactly right losers, don't right fuck me, I'll.. I'll block your ass. I'll take you off a fucking LanaBoards, perverts. Disgusting. Wasting my time.
  4. Brooklyn Baby

    Charli XCX

    Queen Lizzy im so sorry they must have amnesia cause they forgot about Can You Hear Me
  5. Brooklyn Baby

    Charli XCX

    Caroline Polachek screaming into the mic in the studio
  6. Brooklyn Baby

    Charli XCX

    I Got It is really THAT song HoLY fuCK
  7. Brooklyn Baby

    Charli XCX

    Tears > I Got It > Track 10 > Delicious > Porsche > Backseat >>> Unlock It > Lucky (boring as fuck) >Femmebot (overrated and not that cute) > Out Of My Head (just horrible)
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    Charli XCX

    dont get the hype with femmebot it was kighkey bad
  9. Nuclear Seasons (Charli XCX) What’s your current mood?
  10. Love: 7 Lust for Life: 4 13 Beaches: 8 Cherry: 10 White Mustang: 5 Summer Bummer: 7.5 Groupie Love: 8.5 In My Feelings: 5.5 Coachella: 7 God Bless America: 5 When the World Was At War We Kept Dancing: 9 Beautiful People Beautiful Problems: 8 Tomorrow Never Came: 2 Heroin: 10 Change: 7 Get Free: 8
  11. Can someone link it the pico link doesn’t work
  12. Brooklyn Baby

    Charli XCX

    Full mixtape just leaked on PopHatesFlops http://www71.zippyshare.com/v/yY03joUV/file.html
  13. Brooklyn Baby

    Charli XCX

    How do I watch the billie and charli podcast it keeps telling me i need to buy apple music
  14. 10 i love the cheap prostitute makeup
  15. 1. Billie Eilish - don't smile at me 2. Taylor Swift - reputation 3. Lana Del Rey - Lust For Life 4. Charli XCX - Number 1 Angel 5. Bones - UNRENDERED 6. Lil Peep - Come Over When You're Sober, Pt. 1 7. Lorde - Melodrama 8. Dua Lipa - Dua Lipa (aged so bad omf) 9. katy Perry - Witness 10. Poppy - Poppy.computer I can't think if anything else that i liked oops even dua lipa, witness and poppy.computer are such a stretch
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    Charli XCX

    song sounds like shit I still have hope for the mixtape Cover is so pretty tho
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    Melanie Martinez

    https://socialblade.com/instagram/user/littlebodybigheart/realtime her follower count is dropping SOOOOO fast
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