Paris Hilton

OPPALANCE! YOU... OWN... EVERYTHING! As I step into the photoshoot set to give you all a HERstory lesson, I embody the essence of 18th-century French haute couture. This stunning gown pays homage to Rose Bertin, the trailblazer who dressed Donatella VERSACE 💜 Queen Marie Antoinette and introduced haute couture to France. The gold-embroidered bodice hugs my gorgina figure, while the dramatic puffed sleeves and flowing dress evoke the opulence of Versailles. Adorned with pearls and sparkling jewels, I channel the regal elegance of the era. This look is a tribute to the origins of haute couture, from Bertin to Charles Frederick Worth, who revolutionized fashion and inspired legendary houses like Chanel and Dior. In this outfit, I am wearing a piece of history, exuding timeless luxury and sophistication.

YOU SMOKE METH?

Yes, Nancy Drew! Therefore YOUR opinion on Lana's experience doesn't define her... Case closed.

The girls start freaking out and start dispersing, heading to their rooms to gather their belongings. An air of excitement and nervous anticipation fills the house as they zip up suitcases. — What do you think we'll be doing there? asks Mitski as she folds her crusty panties into her suitcase. — I don't know... Cleaning maybe? DUH, Modeling! Maybe a photoshoot at some historic sites? or Maybe pose with Kim Jong-un? Or maybe SERVE in the military in a Top Model way?? I guess Charli XCX will finally get drafted, RuPaul suggests in excitement, tossing her lice-filled synthetic wig into her luggage. As the girls finish packing, a van arrives to take them to the airport. They pile in, buzzing with a mix of nerves and excitement. The journey to the airport is filled with chatter and laughter, but also moments of quiet reflection as they ponder the unique and possibly challenging experience ahead. At the airport, they board their flight, each girl lost in her thoughts as the plane takes off. Charli is the the toilet vaping, Anya is being mindful of why she was being invited to the section, RuPaul is knocked out after chugging a bottle of edibles, and Mitski is doing a protection spell for all the girls. They know that this adventure will be unlike any other, pushing them out of their comfort zones and into a world completely different from their own. As they soar through the skies, the models look around at each other, feeling a sense of camaraderie. Whatever awaits them in North Korea, they are in it together, ready to face whatever challenges and surprises Lindsay has in store. Touching down in Pyongyang, they step off the plane and are greeted by all the eliminated girls, who are waiting with a warm smile and an air of mystery. Welcome to North Korea, ladies, said all the eliminated girls...

I see what you mean, but, AGAIN, you're talking from your OWN perspective and that's fine. However, you cannot say there is other stuff to get mad at because, again, it depends on the person. Some things that might be offensive to you might not be offensive to me, but that's you — and in this case — it is Lana. I mean, they're bringing up personal shit from her life. I would feel some type of way as well. You are confusing some "jokes" with someone being a cu*t to her for no reason. The user who posted that doesn't even give a fuck about what they did, so... it's more targeted than just a simple joke.

Joking about someone's experience on abuse and depression like that ≠ Joking about having cigars/vapes for breakfast... Maybe it might not seem to be a big deal for us but it is for Lana. Who are we to judge that.

As the girls wake up to slay another day in the Top Model house, Anya is still in the kitchen waxing it. After putting all the residue into Mitski's Activia, Anya finds a beautiful lilac envelope in the living room. She calls the other girls in the house to gather around... @ultrabanisters @bunoner @jimmyjimmycocoapuff

I was very humbled this week by Ms. Lohan… she told me I was her favorite ever and just like the rest she LIED. My heart is shattered in one trizillion pieces and I’m forever grateful for @Rorman Nockwell for teaching these girls a lesson on how to walk the runway… They were making me borderline suicidal! You’re truly our Miss Jay Alexander. I spent my day in the ONLY bathroom in this house crying. I know the other girls are mad at me for using it for so long. I am sorry but my happiness and mental wellbeing comes first. I love you all girls so much. TOP 4!

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RuPaul wears Christian Dior, 1960 I decided to use the time machine to look for evidence of drag queens in the 60s... and they existed! They were known for embracing the Twiggy aesthetic and wearing the cuntiest outfits.

As the tension thickened, Mitski’s words hung in the air. RuPaul's eyes narrowed: — You think this is about airtime? You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? You have no idea what it's like to fight for recognition. Maybe you're too comfortable to understand that. Charli, caught in the middle, tried to calm things down... — We don’t need to do this. We’re supposed to be besties and do heroin together. Mitski steadied herself... —Ru, this is about respect. We all have our struggles, but undermining each other isn't the way. RuPaul's expression softened briefly.. — Respect? Respect is earned. Maybe you should step down from your high horse. The girls heard the three girls fighitng and immediately went to the living rome, sensing more drama to come. Charli attempted to mediate. —Can we at least agree that we all have something special to offer? We have Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent together. Mitski nodded, the fire in her eyes dimming. —Fine. But if you want a fight, Ru... YOU know the addy — pull up, but if i were you, i wouldnt... Also, I'd rather us all shine without dragging each other down. RuPaul smiled faintly. —Oh, honey, this isn't over. But maybe you're right. Let's focus on what really matters... To erradicate the use of sorphonic acid as a reflux of climate change in Antartica and Japan affecting cross-border exportations!!... Confessional: i just took a fat edible so appreciate the effort

Confessional Who are you to insult my beautiful fracking ranch. I have done nothing but contribute to the environment... I see right through you Mitski. You are an evil woman and you will soon see my wrath! I've been warning you, she has the devil within and satan got her soul. I really thought you wear my friend. Mitski attacks Rupaul. Charli XCX intervenes but gets her ingrown nail injured

I hate those two hanging out together... I suspect Mitski is trying to steal my friend to get rid of me...

Because she sucks at teasing stuff! Someone else had to do it for her.

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Before the judges’ deliberations, the girls are in the pool enjoying one last night together. Ugh, my squirrelfriends, gather around… I’m so happy to be here with you all! I am nervous of tonight’s guest judge… I don’t know… I’m just having a weird gut feeling that I might be going home… Or maybe it was that chilli Lindsay and the guest judge made… Apparently they’ve never seen a match light on fire until today. Not to mention, Lindsay is dyslexic!

BEAUTY SHOT Sometimes the best caption is no caption at all.

We got a country snippet before and now we got a hip hop snippet but no song is dropping

The possibility that Lana could still have the spark under her ass to more create hip-hop inspired songs, which is where she is excellent at, in my opinion. She collaborated with Tommy Genesis on her previous album, so I wouldn't be surprised if she included some bops on Lasso.

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He is the mastermind behind chemtrails MV. Honestly a music video with National Anthem’s type of aesthetic would kill me too.

Imagine if BRTHR directs the music video… we would win even MORE.

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