Paris Hilton

She is saying anything at this point.

likely place for her to be

I love how we are basically participating in this virtual workshop on 'Spotify Music Business' for free.

Seriously... This is worse than her weird era of saying "soon" to define time, whether that was days, months, or years.

This is so cool omfg

It’s so good! She sings the words “the” and “a” throughout the song.

How about we stop decoding what she said and we start acting like we don't care about Lasso so it comes out faster.

I am just jealous of her money tbh.

Kimli XCX 💜

We all saw that

Hello girls! It's me ya girl RuPaul (Also known as 'Roop' in Italian and Vietnamese) I am honestly so happy to be back with everyone, except with THREE girls... @Daytona Beach Sparkler Why did you leave three anti-being a drag queen pems under my bed telling me to watch my back? Are you really going to forget that time @bia threw away your cherry coke flavored vape? I see right through you. @DemonMic2003 Porkchop. Jealousy is a disease. Feel better soon. X @TheBoss You NASTY girl! How dare you do the things you put me through. I already contacted RCA to look for you. Enjoy working with them for 20 years with NOTHING in return. I now own the masters for BB/ANG3L. I'd like to take the chance to announce my album RU/ANG3L! Give it up for RU/ANG3L you guys! I went through so much in this competition: The girls gave me LEAN; I was isolated from the group; Taylor Swift snatched my tuck and now ion even got it on me; Lana Del Rey punched me in the left side of my prosthetic breasts; and I was almost killed by THE JUDGES themselves after one of them served me uncooked fish. I mean I like them fishy but not like this!

I WON LANABOARD’S NEXT TOP MODEL????? I can’t believe I am the first drag queen to serve in the North Korean army and to win LNTM at once. Thank you judges for seeing something beyond this beautiful snatch! And I’m not talking about the lack of wig on my head that I lost due to severe excitement. My Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent is overflowing! Thank you to the judges and Lindsay for this beautiful opportunity. To all my fellow models, you were so fun and talented! After all the drama, you are all my girls! Except for some unsolved business I am going to address with one girl… Watch your Back.

Backstage, moments before the final runway, the tension was palpable. RuPaul, still livid about her missing dress, confronted Mitski… — I know you took it, you weird freakzoid. I will dismember you… she accused, eyes blazing. Mitski, maintaining her calm, and sweetness retorted: —I didn’t touch your stupid dress, you stupid bald bitch. Stop blaming me for your Amnesia you old hag… Anya, AGAIN, caught in the middle, tried to defuse the situation, AGAIN… — Can we just focus on the show? This is our moment! We might serve in the North Korean army for 5 years!! Don’t forget it girls Kim Kardashian, lieutenant of the south North Korean base stormed in, barking orders: —Enough! Get your fucking ass up and strut the runway. It seems like nobody wants to strut the runway these days As they moved to their positions, RuPaul leaned in to Anya, whispering: —Watch your back. Anya, exasperated, just shook her head. The models took their places for the second runway, the drama still simmering beneath the surface.

OPPALANCE! YOU... OWN... EVERYTHING! As I step into the photoshoot set to give you all a HERstory lesson, I embody the essence of 18th-century French haute couture. This stunning gown pays homage to Rose Bertin, the trailblazer who dressed Donatella VERSACE 💜 Queen Marie Antoinette and introduced haute couture to France. The gold-embroidered bodice hugs my gorgina figure, while the dramatic puffed sleeves and flowing dress evoke the opulence of Versailles. Adorned with pearls and sparkling jewels, I channel the regal elegance of the era. This look is a tribute to the origins of haute couture, from Bertin to Charles Frederick Worth, who revolutionized fashion and inspired legendary houses like Chanel and Dior. In this outfit, I am wearing a piece of history, exuding timeless luxury and sophistication.

YOU SMOKE METH?

Yes, Nancy Drew! Therefore YOUR opinion on Lana's experience doesn't define her... Case closed.

The girls start freaking out and start dispersing, heading to their rooms to gather their belongings. An air of excitement and nervous anticipation fills the house as they zip up suitcases. — What do you think we'll be doing there? asks Mitski as she folds her crusty panties into her suitcase. — I don't know... Cleaning maybe? DUH, Modeling! Maybe a photoshoot at some historic sites? or Maybe pose with Kim Jong-un? Or maybe SERVE in the military in a Top Model way?? I guess Charli XCX will finally get drafted, RuPaul suggests in excitement, tossing her lice-filled synthetic wig into her luggage. As the girls finish packing, a van arrives to take them to the airport. They pile in, buzzing with a mix of nerves and excitement. The journey to the airport is filled with chatter and laughter, but also moments of quiet reflection as they ponder the unique and possibly challenging experience ahead. At the airport, they board their flight, each girl lost in her thoughts as the plane takes off. Charli is the the toilet vaping, Anya is being mindful of why she was being invited to the section, RuPaul is knocked out after chugging a bottle of edibles, and Mitski is doing a protection spell for all the girls. They know that this adventure will be unlike any other, pushing them out of their comfort zones and into a world completely different from their own. As they soar through the skies, the models look around at each other, feeling a sense of camaraderie. Whatever awaits them in North Korea, they are in it together, ready to face whatever challenges and surprises Lindsay has in store. Touching down in Pyongyang, they step off the plane and are greeted by all the eliminated girls, who are waiting with a warm smile and an air of mystery. Welcome to North Korea, ladies, said all the eliminated girls...

I see what you mean, but, AGAIN, you're talking from your OWN perspective and that's fine. However, you cannot say there is other stuff to get mad at because, again, it depends on the person. Some things that might be offensive to you might not be offensive to me, but that's you — and in this case — it is Lana. I mean, they're bringing up personal shit from her life. I would feel some type of way as well. You are confusing some "jokes" with someone being a cu*t to her for no reason. The user who posted that doesn't even give a fuck about what they did, so... it's more targeted than just a simple joke.

Joking about someone's experience on abuse and depression like that ≠ Joking about having cigars/vapes for breakfast... Maybe it might not seem to be a big deal for us but it is for Lana. Who are we to judge that.

As the girls wake up to slay another day in the Top Model house, Anya is still in the kitchen waxing it. After putting all the residue into Mitski's Activia, Anya finds a beautiful lilac envelope in the living room. She calls the other girls in the house to gather around... @ultrabanisters @bunoner @jimmyjimmycocoapuff

I was very humbled this week by Ms. Lohan… she told me I was her favorite ever and just like the rest she LIED. My heart is shattered in one trizillion pieces and I’m forever grateful for @Rorman Nockwell for teaching these girls a lesson on how to walk the runway… They were making me borderline suicidal! You’re truly our Miss Jay Alexander. I spent my day in the ONLY bathroom in this house crying. I know the other girls are mad at me for using it for so long. I am sorry but my happiness and mental wellbeing comes first. I love you all girls so much. TOP 4!

Confessional:

RuPaul wears Christian Dior, 1960 I decided to use the time machine to look for evidence of drag queens in the 60s... and they existed! They were known for embracing the Twiggy aesthetic and wearing the cuntiest outfits.