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"Oh, my god, you look just like Rihanna!" "No, no, you're more like Lady Gaga!" Actually, my name's RuPaul. For this week's challenge I decided to honor Marina and the Diamonds: The queen of homeless chic! I am going back to my roots as an edgy drag queen back in the 80s when I was serving nothing but Crisis, Uncertainty, Need, and Tenacity with my beautiful pieces of fabrics that I found under someone's tent here at Skid Row. And it doesn't stop there, as I pose, I RuVeal a second homeless chic look and a big curly wig, straight out of the Homeless Fashion Institute! I am so happy to dedicate an entire photoshoot to Marina Diamandis, a true icon of homelessness and bedframes.

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Literally. Summer Bummer and Change are in the same magnum opus that is Lust for Life. I’m so hyped.

LFL LANA IS BACK YUPPPPPPPPPPPP RIP LASSO YOU WILL BE MISSED!

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The girls walk out of the LBNTM set. As they wait for the bus to take them home. Britney noticed everyone’s sadness after today’s shocking elimination and finds ComebacktoCalifornia outside the set waiting for her horse ride. Britney decided to do something to honor the fallen girls…

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I don’t know why everyone is wearing these stupid outfits. I just heard I had to wear a mask, gloves and goggles so I put this on. At least I look skinny and Naomi is entertaining us with her CDs!

While the girls wait for Lindsay’s callback to the main stage, Britney gets explosive diarrhea due to her anxiety and IBS level XII. The models had to evacuate the set after the biohazards backstage The girls are finally safe; however, everyone starts suspecting Tinashe’s intentions after she cooked a meal for everyone before going to the set. Even RuPaul started to feel a little unwell.

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To discover my alter ego... ❤ Joan of Arc may have been a warrior, but she knew how to serve Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent on the battlefield! Joan didn't just break chains... she broke barriers and paved the way for fierce models everywhere, which is why I consider her as my alter ego. I am not here to wear her " knight armor" and call it a day. I want to reinvent myself as a high fashion Joan of Arc in 2024. I am wearing a beautiful asymmetrical sillhouette covered in silver materials; my face is carrying so many crystal jewels; on the left side I decided to carry Joan's legacy and on the right side I wanted to be EXTREMELY vulnerable by showing my arm, representing Joan's hard side (armoured) and her soft and sweet side (no armour). I am also wearing a crown with seahorses creatures because they're known to represent Grace, Adaptability, and Strength; three words that represent Joan.

Confessional The girls in the house gather around to talk about today's elimination. While RuPaul decides not to partake in the conversation, the other girls start to notice RuPaul's weird behavior, and things start to get a little heated.

Mitski, just between us, my squirrelfriend, who do you think is going home tonight?

Confessional: For today's submission.. To honor my fallen sisters, I am wearing a beautiful gray gown by Le Putona, made with the most exotic fabrics from Mongolia and Paris. This is a tribute to my beautiful sister, Miranda, who just passed away from Ligma. I think it is so important for us, fashion models, to raise awareness on other topics. Just like Amy Winehouse once said, 'Fashion is not just about being pretty, it's about Ligma too.'

Tonight, in the house, as most of the girls gather around in the kitchen to exchange CDs, while the others are having their photoshoots, RuPaul joins the other girls for a chit-chat. Hello, Ladies! How’s your head? * ijbols like Rupaul* *grabs everyone’s cd players and throws them away* FUCK THE CD PLAYERS, LETS DO LEAN 💜 A little some some *laughs*

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Confessional -------- There's something fishy going on and it's not @lmdr's pussy... For this fierce photoshoot, I've decided to take my "fish" for a dip in the tub. Decked out with orange slices as a nod to the iconic Coco Montrese, one of my beloved RuGirls, I'm serving up some serious citrus chic vibes. And let's talk about this swimsuit silhouette, honey! It's making waves underwater and giving me that extra sparkle with this beautiful yellow color. Let's face it, no RuPaul's photoshoot is complete without showing off these gorgeous legs! Take all this chic fish in honey...

Confessional ———————— We returned to the house after receiving criticism from Lindsay Lohan and Rorman. We were all pleased with tonight's results, but Tinashe and Lana Del Rey had a lot to say about me. Both of them started arguing with me. Lana began to have a psychotic episode and started typing "Question for The Culture 2.0" on her typewriter. Lana Del Rey (@Daytona Beach Sparkler) and Tinashe (@TheBoss) began questioning my honesty in the competition and accusing me of forming "alliances" with other girls in the house, which is not true... The competition has only just begun, and things are already turning upside down. Confessional:

You all look beautiful! I think we ALL have that Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent that Miss Lohan is looking for…

For this first photoshoot, prepare to be gagged as I reclaim the spotlight, sashaying away those dubious “fracking” accusations that have been going on for some time now. Adorned in a stunning golden outfit, I pay homage to my reign of glory in the oil-rich landscapes of Texas, where this fracking supreme reigns! This is GOLD, henny… GOLD. A tribute to the Golden Days; a tribute to opulence and grandeur, reminiscent of a time when my heart danced amidst the vast Texan terrain. But beyond mere looks, I carry gold with me because I carry all my RuGirl in my heart, who death dropped their way to the pinnacle of drag royalty as America’s Drag Race Superstars. I’m so happy with my photo shoot and proud to share this vulnerable moment with everyone. … Anyways, have you ever seen a shinny✨☀️ snatch? 😈🤤 Don’t have to look👀 for one… Here’s my shinny sunny snatch! 🫦👇

My characters will have ijbol characteristics: - Rupaul - Kamala Harris - Tinashe edit: those who chose me, Paris Hilton (real), as their character better step it up…

Yes! ❤️