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suck a big dick and sit in a tiny dick (my ass hole isn't the gaping hole it used to be ) Would you rather spend the rest of your life listening to Ultraviolence or Born To Die?

You know you're a LDR fan when... you pretend to be interested in jazz, older men, paganism, SpaceX, the golden age of Hollywood and Nina Simone in a pathetic attempt to make yourself seem more aligned to her because you're young, lack a sense of self and think plagiarizing the interest of an artist you like is the only way you'll ever be able to find self love

Dear Lana, Elizabeth you rock I know you're selling seven million Wish you could've seen us when we cheered you on after SNL

People who purposefully make a huge mess at a table knowing damn well the restaurant is packed and short staffed THEN DON'T FUCKING TIP.

People who call us Lipsters

I hate how much the Joker is praised in the Batman series. He shot then sexually assaulted Batgirl and he's extremely abusive to Harley Quinn. His abusive nature is written off as Harley just liking 'bad boys' but she told Batgirl she's afraid of what he'll do to her if she ever stops loving him. I get that he's a villain... but the fact that people idolize an abusive rapist and ignore it because he's "interesting"......

when i take my dog on a walk for 40 minutes just for her to come inside and pee on the carpet I spent 2 hours cleaning

I hate the fact that I'll never be able to listen to every song that's ever been recorded. I want to hear what artists have to say. I want to experience their happiness, loss, pain, wonder... I just want to live forever and spend the rest of my life listening to music

pop

that time my mom sent me this as a "joke"

I love making playlist for people. Hit me up if you ever want one.

I love the few times justice is served

I've only loved her for a few months, but Batgirl is so great. I've spent the past 2 months reading her comics (three times so far) and I fall in love with her more each time. I hate just about everyone else in the Batman universe tho

I LOVE SLOTHS. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. WHEN THINGS GET TOO TOUGH I WATCH SLOTH VIDEOS. I LITERALLY CRY EVERY TIME I SEE ONE AND I INSTANTLY LOVE ANYONE THAT SENDS ME SLOTHS PICS OR VIDEOS. I GOT TO SEE ONE AT A ZOO IN DECEMBER AND I HAVE NEVER CRIED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE. I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. I'M SO HAPPY THERE'S AT LEAST TWO ANIMATED MOVIES WITH SLOTHS IN THE (ICE AGE AND ZOOTOPIA) HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A SLOTH SQUEAK? IT'S THE CUTEST NOISE IN THE WORLD. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE THINGS I'M THIS ANGRY AND INTIMATING PERSON, BUT SLOTHS ARE MY WEAKNESS.

same

I love you too!

i guess you'd hate me then

Carol on The Walking Dead

self explanatory title one per post let me start: the slothiest sloth in all of slothville @@longtimeman

I hate Monty Python more than I hate Trump.

I hate people who say that hate is a strong word.... that reminds me DELETE. YOUR. ACCOUNT.

I hope you can forgive me for the few months I hated it. I was a foul mouthed sinner, but I've seen the light.

I started listening to a few bands because their shirts looked awesome, but would never buy them until I fully liked the band Judging you for the NIN shirt, mostly because they suck

I hate people who run for fun. I get the whole running so you don't die when you're 40 thing... but for fun? The fuck is wrong with you? I bet y'all are the same people who enjoy the dentist and eating celery.

I hate people who wear band shirts for bands they know nothing about. Do you know how many people own Nirvana, Guns N Roses, Beatles and Rolling Stones shirts that can't name more than their most overplayed songs? It's even more annoying when it's a lesser known band and you try to strike up a conversation with someone and they're like "oh I don't know who they are, I just thought the shirt was cute"