Psychedelic Pussy

oh it looks lame as hell…. If Lana doesn’t show this whole thing will be so boring

i moved.. I have that same picture disc

I still can’t believe she’s about to headline motherfucking COACHELLA. We used to dream of times like this Omg. Its going to be mindblowing

Taylor, The Weeknd & FJM week one.. (Snow on the beach, LFL x Stargirl, LTLI) Billie, ASAP Rocky & Miles week two… idk (New song / duet, Summer Bummer, Dealer)

these are so fucking bad she’s really losing her magic WHYYYYY is she making tacky dull rave music… Altho I heard she did a 4am remix I’m perched for…

Lana: “I’ve got a very special friend with me here tonight…” Music starts playing: KARMA’S A BITCH! I SHOULDA KNOWN BETTER!

Jojo Siwa?!?

I stared directly into it and went permanently blind in my left eye and lost 60% of my vision in my right

I’m expecting a major announcement tbh! we need her to serve AKA rerelease realness and a new collab with a big artist ! At the very LEAST!

That’s gonna be like around 3 or 4pm here.. I won so fucking hard!!!!

When it turns out she only went blonde for a few days in order to do a shoot for her AKA rerelease’s new album artwork that pays homage to the original.. then what? #delusional

love her playing mind games with us now drop the psychedelic surf rock trip hop masterpiece mom !

You do not wanna know girl….

The Noodle hair kid era is my Vietnam….

Her ONLY good song is downhill lullaby, her voice is fried, she’s done nothing of any substance in 10 entire years & she’s a drug addict with a sunken meth face.. Like where is the appeal?

this is the first tracklist concept I’ve ever seen in all my years on this website that isn’t complete dogshit & actually looks like something she could make

shes going to shoot down all the gays in the crowd Omg……

not water Muslim omg… that roblox video had me cackling I can’t lie anyway is this a fucking Lana covers album? Cause girl…… the titles and the teasers are soooo “I wanna be the next Lana Del Rey” girl fuck off lmao

Must have tracks for the coachella set: Yayo Florida Kilos Flipside For K Pt2 (or that cute medley she soundchecked) LFL + Stargirl ft. The Weeknd Yes To Heaven FIILY Doin Time Cinnamon Girl LTLI ft. FJM Henry Come On ????? with Billie Eilish (assuming it’s real) Brooklyn Baby Radio these are MUSTS

It’s actually insane how close this is omg. We’re going to be eating SO good in a matter of days

Wait Omg. If there IS a new Billie collab, they should debut it at Lana’s coachella set. imagine that: FJM shows up for LTLI Billie collab debut in the middle of the set The Weeknd for a LFL / Stargirl mashup maybe even a surprise appearance from Taylor guys it would literally be the greatest coachella headliner ever lmfaoooo

Omg this is so exciting….. I NEED this to be one of the best coachella headliners in history so she better pull through

When she surprises us all and does a secret pop up in a random suburb in australia near me… then what? I’m going to tell her to kill Nikki Lane

when it samples Ultraviolence… ! That would slay in all seriousness after these Lana-coded hints (and the literal picture of Lana she put on her story) if we don’t get a “Ft. Lana Del Rey” and instead it’s just a knockoff Lana record I’m killing myself

“back when she was fat” excuse me? Post a full body pic of yourself right now you big backed hoe……