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xNoirx

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  1. ty for saying what i wanted to say but just didn't want to start anything
  2. WHY HAVE THEY REMOVED THE HIP FLASK DAMMIT I WAS GOING TO BUY THAT
  3. Florence is fabulous tbh any shade towards her shall feel the wrath of my fists The orchestral version of Y&B didn't make me an emotional as the studio (or whatever) version, though it's still beautiful
  4. Oh my! The "Dear Lord" part literally has me in tears. My sensitive, emotional self cannot handle this! I knew I would love it
  5. This morning I woke up feeling extremely angry at my mother. I couldn't work out why until I remembered my dream... My mother and I has been food shopping in Asda and had just put all the shopping into the boot of the car when I suddenly had this feeling that Lana was here. Why on earth would Lana Del Rey be in Asda in Glasgow?? I shook the feeling off and said to my mum that we should go home. Just as we were reversing, I saw this Hummer/Jeep thing with the registration "LDR01K" I screamed at my mum to stop the car because Lana really was here! She stopped and we both jumped out. I went up to the car and saw Lana and Barrie with the rest of the lads from Kassidy. I politely asked if I could have a photograph with her and she started talking to me and was saying that she was trying to be "incognito but it wasn't working out very well" (well not with that registration plate!!) My mum took my phone and took some pictures of us. Not just ordinary smiling pictures, oh no! Lana was doing all sorts of crazy poses. She was doing the "duck face deuce up" pose and kissed me on the cheeks and even on the lips!! We talked for a while and she signed my BTD album cover which i keep in the car, and took down my twitter name so she could follow me and we could DM as I seemed "like a cool gal" We parted ways and I sat in the car absolutely shocked, just about dying on the spot. My mum gave me my phone back so I could look at the pictures only for me to find that she had DELETED EVERY SINGLE PICTURE OF LANA AND I. Then I woke up
  6. Seriously though I'm in love with this! They look so cute and happy together. I need more videos of Barrie and Lana I like Barries accent coming through when he sings Summer Wine
  7. I'd aim for the middle or slightly to the right. If you're going to be anywhere near the front row then prepare for a lot of shoving when she comes down to the crowd. I hope you get to see her ~up close
  8. xNoirx

    Paradise Tour Programme

    Wow this looks so good! I'll definitely be buying one. Thanks for the info guys!
  9. omg yes!! i shall definitely be buying this badboy at the show! ty for the info Rafael and Duke <3333
  10. I'd rather be safe than sorry so I'll wait until either someone who has bought off the site has recieved their items with no hassle or just wait until the show and hope they haven't sold out
  11. Is that site defo legit before I give them my mothers credit card details to buy that fabulous over priced hip flask???
  12. Will you still love me if I'm doing meth Will you still love me after my death You're into necrophilia, baby thats alright with me Daddy, You can make love with my skinless body
  13. oh god this is not real life. it is combining my two favourite things! lana del rey and alcohol!!! i'll need to get one!! yaaay
  14. APPARENTLY THERE IS LANA HIP FLASKS IM GOING TO DIE I MUST HAVE ONE IMMEDIATELY
  15. I spent years telling everyone how much I HATED High School Musical but I secretly love it Except the 3rd one, it was terrible. That's So Raven was great, I really miss it tbh. Lizzie McGuire was so good too, omg the movie! I'll randomly shout "HEY NOW, HEY NOW!" and my mum will reciprocate with "THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF" It's pretty awesome. Phil of the Future was good too. Tbqh I only stopped watching Hannah Montana like last year haha. Wizards of Waverly Place was fab. The Disney Channel movies were generally always great too like Halloween Town, The Even Stevens Movie, Cheetha Girls, Pixel Perfect, Read It and Weep, Minutemen, Camp Rock (go ahead, judge me) & Starstruck
  16. oh dear oh dear oh dear. Weeping for humanity
  17. How can someone even dislike yayo???? it's a beauty
  18. op sorry. I did have a look but I couldn't see it anywhere
  19. I love the high five at the end, makes me smile
  20. So it looks like Lana comes from a family of musically talented people (The video is private, which is why I've posted the tumblr link not the youtube link.) http://yourgirlchuck.tumblr.com/post/21040252859/my-dad-and-i-discover-that-we-both-play-the-piano
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