Flowerbomb

Okay so I've gathered that Lana has a new song. Coachella - Woodstock On My Mind? :usrsney: Coachella cheapens the title. Should've left it at Woodstock on my mind.

I REFUSE TO LOOK BACK LIKE, 10 PAGES. WHAT IS HAPPENING?

I feel like Lana is being silent because she's lowkey punishing us for leaking Love.

"Dear Diary, The long wait continues to keep me from precious sleep. Each night I toss and I turn out of despair for my love to release this dope album. Each day I wake up and go to my fellow people for news, but alas, I am left unsatisfied. How long must I wait for my one true loves returning? How long must I wait to hear that angelic voice again, caressing my feline ears? How long must I wait for my love to come to her senses and leave that skinny heathen who selfishly keeps her from me? How long must I wait for my love to say those sacred words about the album? How long must I wait for the exquisite album in its entirety itself? How long must I wait to twerk and slut drop again? How long must I wait? I suppose one must give her time. But I'll continue to lose sleep. I'll continue to lose patience. It's a never ending cycle that I must defeat."

Name of person Lana is in love with: Elvis Four Adjectives: 1. Lush 2. High 3. Sad 4. Fashionable Two fruits or vegetables 1. Tangerine 2. Strawberries An animal: Serpent A food: Candy A spice: Cinnamon Something red: Dress Something blue (blue blue blue): Ocean Something Lana luuuvs: California A verb: Create A body part: Lips A glamourous job: Dancer A glamorous place: Italy An object: Cadillac A season: Summer

I love your username.

Yeah I mean, out of all the hints so far, this is clearly so so obvious.. But then that would mean there is like, 4 collabs...

I wonder if we'll get to 1,000 pages before the album is released...

She looks like a pre-pubescent Taylor Swift wannabe. https://www.instagram.com/tweeasfuck/

It's not water, it's all the haters tears.

Kathy could NEVER.

She's probably the one who posted those porn pictures

Spin doesn't deserve her kind words.

Dazed Francesco or Barrie?

What did they do?

Too cold AHS: Murder House or AHS: Asylum

I'm glad Lana is delving into feminism a lot more. In the beginning of her career I think some people didn't take her seriously. I mean, even Kim Gordon threw shade at her in her book...hopefully Lana can redeem herself and that she gets another chance.

Old & Ugly Wait For Death Burning Pee Gummy For Money Frank Sinatra Husband Oh Say Can You See My Dentures Driving In Cars With The Great Grandkids Put Me In A Silent Movie

HM 1. Honeymoon Memories 2. Music To Watch Grandpas To 3. Jesus Loves You 4. Gods Knows I'm Blind 5. High By The Nursing Home 6. Weak 7. 18th Century Deco 8. Traditional Religion 9. Salvatore (My Caretaker) 10. The Blackest Teeth 11. 94 12. Swan Watching 13. Don't Let Me Fall Down The Stairs

4. Chess Games 5. Diet Mountain Prune 6. National Hospital 7. Dark Spots 8. War News Radio

Plot twist: G-Sleazy hacked her Insta and posted it.

I wanna get this issue since Dazed was really shit (apart from Lana's feature) but I have no money

Lana in recent interview with ELLE Magazine: 'I'm going to write a book one day called, "The curse of the frontman and why you should always date a bassist."