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GODDAMIT THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME
 
 
& sorry I didn't study for the emoticons exam 

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Oh my god, she looks so cute. She looks like she's at a 20s/30s/40s/whateverthehell prom.

I AM SO HAPPY!! This will give her good promos for her album and will get her more in the spotlight in the US! 

 
 
 
and I was just talking about how lana needs to step her game up. GAME STEPPED BITCHES! 
 



plus jay z is making the soundtrack so I just remembered that       

I AM SO HAPPY!! This will give her good promos for her album and will get her more in the spotlight in the US! 

 
 
 
and I was just talking about how lana needs to step her game up. GAME STEPPED BITCHES! 
 



plus jay z is making the soundtrack so I just remembered that       

I AM SO HAPPY!! This will give her good promos for her album and will get her more in the spotlight in the US! 

 
 
 
and I was just talking about how lana needs to step her game up. GAME STEPPED BITCHES! 
 



plus jay z is making the soundtrack so I just remembered that       

I AM SO HAPPY!! This will give her good promos for her album and will get her more in the spotlight in the US! 

 
 
 
and I was just talking about how lana needs to step her game up. GAME STEPPED BITCHES! 
 



plus jay z is making the soundtrack so I just remembered that       

Pretty indirect, but I think it pretty much confirms it. Her background had changed to the logo, as well as her facebook page posting the films poster.
 
https://twitter.com/LanaDelRey/status/299518629614071808
 

Lana might not be able to sell huge arenas here, but I can't see her having trouble selling venues ranging from 1500-5000~ (larger cities)...media can f' off. it's sad to see people allow media to form their own opinions on things. 

I get what you're trying to say and yes it is true about the media and how about people want to hear LMFAO and stupid music  but the US is big and lana still has fans over here. DEDICATED FANS. I speak for myself as well as others when I say that no matter what the media says (and they will always have something bad to say they've criticized and slandered pop starts like its their religion) she could still come tour in America. Not everyone just only listens to katy perry & bruno mars (which he does make good music) and dance dance party music. There are still those left with decent music taste and I know plenty of them. In the US. 

I get what you're trying to say and yes it is true about the media and how about people want to hear LMFAO and stupid music  but the US is big and lana still has fans over here. DEDICATED FANS. I speak for myself as well as others when I say that no matter what the media says (and they will always have something bad to say they've criticized and slandered pop starts like its their religion) she could still come tour in America. Not everyone just only listens to katy perry & bruno mars (which he does make good music) and dance dance party music. There are still those left with decent music taste and I know plenty of them. In the US. 

I get what you're trying to say and yes it is true about the media and how about people want to hear LMFAO and stupid music  but the US is big and lana still has fans over here. DEDICATED FANS. I speak for myself as well as others when I say that no matter what the media says (and they will always have something bad to say they've criticized and slandered pop starts like its their religion) she could still come tour in America. Not everyone just only listens to katy perry & bruno mars (which he does make good music) and dance dance party music. There are still those left with decent music taste and I know plenty of them. In the US. 

I would love them to make a song together!! He's produced so many god songs and I can't asdfghjkl;
 
 
Lana will be all Gangsta Nancy Sinatra and when everyone hops on the Lana train we can say we were here first!   

The producer of "Pour It Up" from Rihanna and "Mercy" from Kanye West. Could this be for her next album? Cause thatbe fuckingamazing. I can totally see Lana releasing an up-beat hip-hopish album. Gurl, that'd b SICK.

GODDAMIT THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME
 
 
& sorry I didn't study for the emoticons exam 

IM SORRY I KEEP RUNNING INTO THESE
 
 
 

 

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I FUCKING LOVE THIS. THIS IS AMAZING. I BOW DOWN TO THIS THREAD.  
 
 

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First of all, English is not my first language so sorry about any mistakes I could have made.
Also, I would like to warn you that my idea is very sexual so please, only read it if you are okay with it.
 
I know Lana would never do this type of video, so consider this FANFICTION:
 
 
LANA DEL REY - COLA Directed by lastofnonsense   Concept: Late-1960s. The Golden Age of Porn. Lana is nothing but a bad girl who did what she had to do. Yeah, that's right, this beautiful girl is into this dirty business. Lana is a porn star who gets her director and boyfriend (Harvey) to make a lot of money. Harvey is your everyday guy, only that he enjoys to watch her girl getting fucked by old men like him. He loves to watch. That's why and how he's got into this business after all.   Esthetics: The video will have a 1960s porn video atmosphere. It will also have an artistic direction like many porn movies used to have back then. The video will remind a lot of us, the fans, how Lana has always been a video star since her vintage homemade videos.   PRESS PLAY, PLEASE.   Lana is laying on a bed. The camera loves her. She smiles.   Harvey's off screen, obviously behing the camera. He asks her: Ready?   She answers, without hesitation: I was born ready.   She's not only ready to her act, but also to tell her story.   THE MUSIC STARTS.   She starts moving seductively. She knows what she's doing.   She gets closer and closer. Then she looks right to the camera and sings:   MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA   MY EYES ARE WIDE LIKE CHERRY PIES   We see different footage of Lana kissing old guys, obviously porn actors.   I GOT A TASTE FOR MEN WHO ARE OLDER   IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SO IT'S NO SURPRISE   We see a guy recording these scenes previously mentioned, clearly enjoying it. We see his dirty smile. It's the first time we see the guy who's behind it. Then, we see a cute moment of Lana hugging him and kissing him, and he kisses her back in her forehead, like a father would do.   HARVEY'S IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS AND HE'S MAKING ME CRAZY (HE COULDN'T LIVE A LIE)   ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PARTY WITH HIS PRETTY BABY   We keep seeing different footage of Lana kissing other old guys. Like porn pre-sex scenes. When they start making out. We see how Lana looks at them wanting love, attention and approval, while it's obviously they only want her for sex. We also see footage of Lana singing to the camera.   COME ON, BABY, LET'S RIDE   WE CAN SCAPE TO THE GREAT SUNSHINE   I KNOW YOUR WIFE, SHE WOULDN'T MIND   WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE   WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE   WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE   (There's footage of her singing right to the camera, she's talking to your everyday porn watcher: We can scape to the great sunshine, I know your wife, she wouldn't mind)   We see her moan interpolated with footage of natural things like a river or rain.   COME ON, COME ON   COME ON, BABY   WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH   WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, YEAH   We see footage of her glamourous porn star life and everything the money has given to her.   I FALL ASLEEP IN AN AMERICAN FLAG   I WEAR MY DIAMONDS ON SKID ROW   We see Lana singing right to the camera and winking.   I PLEDGE ALLEGIENCE TO MY DAD FOR TEACHING ME EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.   We see footage of Harvey giving direction to the actors, totally enjoying it, like a behind the scenes footage. We see how his eyes are totally focused on the scenes. He takes this very seriously. We also see footage of him kissing Lana, hugging her and touching her hair, calming her.   HARVEY'S IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS AND HE'S MAKING ME CRAZY (HE COULDN'T LIVE A LIE)   ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PARTY WITH HIS PRETTY BABY     CHORUS (Same treatment that had the last one)     We see her talking to Harvey in a very intimate way. He holds her. He wants her. She knows this lifestyle is decadent but she's loving every bit of it.   DRUGS, SUCK IT UP LIKE VANILLA ICYS   DON'T TREAT ME ROUGH, TREAT ME REALLY NICEYS   DECORATE MY NECK, DIAMANTES ICES   WHY? COME ON, COME ON   We see her moan, getting to her climax, interpolated with natural things like fire or thunders. It's her cathartic moments. She liberates herself.   OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH   OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH   OOH, OOH, YEAH     CHORUS AND CHORUS AGAIN (Same treatment that had the last ones but we also see footage of Lana smiling triumphant and content to the camera)     We see Lana seducting the camera, she also wants the watcher to liberate himself.   COME ON, COME ON   COME ON, BABY   COME ON, COME ON   COME ON, BABY   We see Harvey behing the camera, his dirty eyes, his dirty smile, he's in ecstasy, fascinated by Lana.   WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH   WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH   Lana gets closer and closer to the camera, smiling. She sings one thing and one thing only, again and again, so we never forget it, while dancing seductively.   MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA (OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, AH)   MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA (OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, AH)   OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH   MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA   OOH, AH, YEAH   Analysis: Lana, in this video, is portraying a porn star. But what's a porn star after all? A fantasy. She's the fantasy. And she knows she's the fantasy. She's what men want, this sex symbol, but deep inside what she really wants is love. She looks to the other porn actors and her director wanting love, attention and approval, but she knows they only want her for sex. She knows she's just fantasy. She knows she can't have it all... so, given she can't have at first that love she wants so much, she wants to ultimately liberate herself and she knows the way to it... She's singing right to the everyday porn watcher, she knows how she's a fantasy, she knows she's sex, so she wanna be this creature who fascinates us, she wants to liberate us from the misfortunes of our lives, she knows she can give us that, an scape, she's a fantasy, she let us scape, she wanna take us to our highest desires, to a state of euphory, she has that power, she wants us to liberate ourselves so once we are on the other side, we can finally love her forever and love all the fantasy of it and in that love, she will finally find freedom.   She's taking to your everyday porn watcher, she wanna take us there:   COME ON, BABY, LET'S RIDE   WE CAN SCAPE TO THE GREAT SUNSHINE   I KNOW YOUR WIFE, SHE WOULDN'T MIND   WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE   Thank you so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed it. I'm just a 20 year-old guy with too much time on his hands, haha. I will be glad to receive any comments. Again, thank you so much for reading!   TLDR Lana's a porn star.

Don't kill me in my sleep but I don't mind being part of a fanbase.  
 
 
 
 
I don't know Lanatics were in my head.  Again don't murder me k thanks  

You're right. Lana don't care who the guy is and don't really know that he will do money on ebay with it. She is showing us what a great person she is and that's also one of the points why I love her. And it's also for her image (of course?). I find it really unfair that Lana dedicates him the 2 and a half minutes and the autograph to a  not "Real" Fan. You know. Probably I'm gonna to see her in May but the chance that I can ask for an an autograph is tiny (Biggest Concert Hall in this country). And this video on youtube should have more negative comments and ratings. Just because the way how this user is showing it to us is unaceptable (Ebay Username in the Middle so it's advertising).
 
People like him have luck to meet her and getting an autograph. It's pretty unfair and I'm too really outraged, but that's life.

I'm so ready for the videos! I wish Dark Paradise could be an American single!