lastofnonsense 54 Posted February 1, 2013 First of all, English is not my first language so sorry about any mistakes I could have made. Also, I would like to warn you that my idea is very sexual so please, only read it if you are okay with it. I know Lana would never do this type of video, so consider this FANFICTION: LANA DEL REY - COLA Directed by lastofnonsense Concept: Late-1960s. The Golden Age of Porn. Lana is nothing but a bad girl who did what she had to do. Yeah, that's right, this beautiful girl is into this dirty business. Lana is a porn star who gets her director and boyfriend (Harvey) to make a lot of money. Harvey is your everyday guy, only that he enjoys to watch her girl getting fucked by old men like him. He loves to watch. That's why and how he's got into this business after all. Esthetics: The video will have a 1960s porn video atmosphere. It will also have an artistic direction like many porn movies used to have back then. The video will remind a lot of us, the fans, how Lana has always been a video star since her vintage homemade videos. PRESS PLAY, PLEASE. Lana is laying on a bed. The camera loves her. She smiles. Harvey's off screen, obviously behing the camera. He asks her: Ready? She answers, without hesitation: I was born ready. She's not only ready to her act, but also to tell her story. THE MUSIC STARTS. She starts moving seductively. She knows what she's doing. She gets closer and closer. Then she looks right to the camera and sings: MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA MY EYES ARE WIDE LIKE CHERRY PIES We see different footage of Lana kissing old guys, obviously porn actors. I GOT A TASTE FOR MEN WHO ARE OLDER IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SO IT'S NO SURPRISE We see a guy recording these scenes previously mentioned, clearly enjoying it. We see his dirty smile. It's the first time we see the guy who's behind it. Then, we see a cute moment of Lana hugging him and kissing him, and he kisses her back in her forehead, like a father would do. HARVEY'S IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS AND HE'S MAKING ME CRAZY (HE COULDN'T LIVE A LIE) ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PARTY WITH HIS PRETTY BABY We keep seeing different footage of Lana kissing other old guys. Like porn pre-sex scenes. When they start making out. We see how Lana looks at them wanting love, attention and approval, while it's obviously they only want her for sex. We also see footage of Lana singing to the camera. COME ON, BABY, LET'S RIDE WE CAN SCAPE TO THE GREAT SUNSHINE I KNOW YOUR WIFE, SHE WOULDN'T MIND WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE (There's footage of her singing right to the camera, she's talking to your everyday porn watcher: We can scape to the great sunshine, I know your wife, she wouldn't mind) We see her moan interpolated with footage of natural things like a river or rain. COME ON, COME ON COME ON, BABY WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, YEAH We see footage of her glamourous porn star life and everything the money has given to her. I FALL ASLEEP IN AN AMERICAN FLAG I WEAR MY DIAMONDS ON SKID ROW We see Lana singing right to the camera and winking. I PLEDGE ALLEGIENCE TO MY DAD FOR TEACHING ME EVERYTHING HE KNOWS. We see footage of Harvey giving direction to the actors, totally enjoying it, like a behind the scenes footage. We see how his eyes are totally focused on the scenes. He takes this very seriously. We also see footage of him kissing Lana, hugging her and touching her hair, calming her. HARVEY'S IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS AND HE'S MAKING ME CRAZY (HE COULDN'T LIVE A LIE) ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PARTY WITH HIS PRETTY BABY CHORUS (Same treatment that had the last one) We see her talking to Harvey in a very intimate way. He holds her. He wants her. She knows this lifestyle is decadent but she's loving every bit of it. DRUGS, SUCK IT UP LIKE VANILLA ICYS DON'T TREAT ME ROUGH, TREAT ME REALLY NICEYS DECORATE MY NECK, DIAMANTES ICES WHY? COME ON, COME ON We see her moan, getting to her climax, interpolated with natural things like fire or thunders. It's her cathartic moments. She liberates herself. OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH OOH, OOH, YEAH CHORUS AND CHORUS AGAIN (Same treatment that had the last ones but we also see footage of Lana smiling triumphant and content to the camera) We see Lana seducting the camera, she also wants the watcher to liberate himself. COME ON, COME ON COME ON, BABY COME ON, COME ON COME ON, BABY We see Harvey behing the camera, his dirty eyes, his dirty smile, he's in ecstasy, fascinated by Lana. WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH Lana gets closer and closer to the camera, smiling. She sings one thing and one thing only, again and again, so we never forget it, while dancing seductively. MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA (OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, AH) MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA (OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, AH) OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA OOH, AH, YEAH Analysis: Lana, in this video, is portraying a porn star. But what's a porn star after all? A fantasy. She's the fantasy. And she knows she's the fantasy. She's what men want, this sex symbol, but deep inside what she really wants is love. She looks to the other porn actors and her director wanting love, attention and approval, but she knows they only want her for sex. She knows she's just fantasy. She knows she can't have it all... so, given she can't have at first that love she wants so much, she wants to ultimately liberate herself and she knows the way to it... She's singing right to the everyday porn watcher, she knows how she's a fantasy, she knows she's sex, so she wanna be this creature who fascinates us, she wants to liberate us from the misfortunes of our lives, she knows she can give us that, an scape, she's a fantasy, she let us scape, she wanna take us to our highest desires, to a state of euphory, she has that power, she wants us to liberate ourselves so once we are on the other side, we can finally love her forever and love all the fantasy of it and in that love, she will finally find freedom. She's taking to your everyday porn watcher, she wanna take us there: COME ON, BABY, LET'S RIDE WE CAN SCAPE TO THE GREAT SUNSHINE I KNOW YOUR WIFE, SHE WOULDN'T MIND WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE Thank you so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed it. I'm just a 20 year-old guy with too much time on his hands, haha. I will be glad to receive any comments. Again, thank you so much for reading! TLDR Lana's a porn star. 21 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauradelxx 1,080 Posted February 1, 2013 I FUCKING LOVE THIS. THIS IS AMAZING. I BOW DOWN TO THIS THREAD. 1 Quote god knows I tried Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YUNGATA 14,944 Posted February 1, 2013 can't believe I just read lana del fanfic can't believe I enjoyed it what the fuck am I doing with my life :defeated: 12 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sitar 22,172 Posted February 1, 2013 I'd be here for the controversy Honestly if she just kinda vamps in front of a camera for a video about her pussy it's a missed opportunity. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilentity 13,303 Posted February 1, 2013 what the fuck am I doing with my life 0 Quote Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rways 405 Posted February 1, 2013 YES YES YES AND YES! PERFECT! + All the controversy it would get! AMAZING! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,616 Posted February 1, 2013 no sex? then it's not nsfw. 0 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dot Posted February 1, 2013 I fucking love this!!! I need to get some Pepsi Cola now... 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jord 3,477 Posted February 1, 2013 It sounds good! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyD 197 Posted February 1, 2013 Good God. I would die. That is perfect. 0 Quote HTTP://FLAWLESSBD.TUMBLR.COM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hundred Dollar Bill 21,460 Posted February 2, 2013 I'm wet. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IconicSoul 196 Posted February 2, 2013 Who is "Harvey" anyway? Maybe you meant "Ah he's in the sky with diamonds" because I never heard any Harvey in Cola except for "Ah, he's...". Anyway I don't like Lana to release that kind of video any soon 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guy 976 Posted February 2, 2013 kewt Who is "Harvey" anyway? Maybe you meant "Ah he's in the sky with diamonds" because I never heard any Harvey in Cola except for "Ah, he's...". Anyway I don't like Lana to release that kind of video any soon cmon we all know it's harvey 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaytonaMeth 426 Posted February 2, 2013 lmao this would be the most awkward thing EVER. Like, just the thought of lana pretending to be a porn star is making me wanna puke. But I LOVE how much you thought about this haha, I've been thinking that she needs to make a music video where she makes fun of all the rumors about her life/past life and peoples obsession about her a la britneys piece of me. ~ I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17.. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dot Posted February 2, 2013 lmao this would be the most awkward thing EVER. Like, just the thought of lana pretending to be a porn star is making me wanna puke. But I LOVE how much you thought about this haha, I've been thinking that she needs to make a music video where she makes fun of all the rumors about her life/past life and peoples obsession about her a la britneys piece of me. No. She's not Britney...and Piece of Me was a really crappy video by the way. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaytonaMeth 426 Posted February 2, 2013 No. She's not Britney...and Piece of Me was a really crappy video by the way. Oh that hurt my feelings. I LOVED piece of me though, it was such a fun video and the song is fucking catchy. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elliesioux 92 Posted February 3, 2013 THAT IS FUCKING GREAT OMG. Lana, if you ever lurk here, stop crying over Lanalysis and do this pls ok thanks babe x 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dot Posted February 3, 2013 Oh that hurt my feelings. I LOVED piece of me though, it was such a fun video and the song is fucking catchy. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings... I'm just so sick and tired of waiting for any official news about the Cola video/single release and I'm dying to hear it on the radio... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IconicSoul 196 Posted February 4, 2013 cmon we all know it's harvey 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
