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  1. They think they're on instagram, where every single comment (before her typewritten mess) about Lana is: "your gorgeous" "I would die for you" "goddess" "come to Brazil" "your perfect!!" This is Lanaboards, not instagram. No blind worshiping in here.
  2. I hope she doesn't do anything to her face anymore. *crosses fingers*
  3. Calm down. Go back to Instagram and stop insulting gay men.
  4. Isn't LA opening up already? She'll get her fillers one way or another.
  5. For god sake she's just 35. She's still very very young.
  6. It's not really easy to find pics of Lana without makeup back in the day. The most natural she looks would be when she was doing errands but has her false lashes and eyeliner done. I still think she would look good as a blonde if she did her eyebrows and eyes like she use to do. For me it's TV and food.We all have our vices. Mine aren't healthy either. The only thing saving me is that I have never smoked or vaped and I hate sunlight - so avoid it at all cost. I'm that one crazy person who walks around with an open umbrella when weather is gorgeous, sunny and in the 80's.
  7. It's going to get worst in the fall. Lana really should be careful seeing as her lungs should be all messed up with all the years of smoking and vaping. She would be one of the ones up there who are vulnerable to the corona virus.
  8. Definitely the years of smoking and vaping didn't help. Add the bad eating, fillers and California sun in the mix. A shame.
  9. It worked for her before. Other then age, difference of course is these pics were all taken before she fucked with her face and lips. She looked stunning. These pic was after her nose job and lip job. No fillers yet. She looked stunning. The problem isn't the blonde hair. It's what she's done to her face over the years and she didn't fill her eyebrows out in today's pics like she did in these old photos. Personally I prefer her reddish/blonde or light auburn hair she had back in the Born To Die era.
  10. It really depends on the person. For me, lighter hair makes me look younger and brown/dark hair ages me 20 years.
  11. The ugliest picture she's ever taken. No. Just no. No more lazy Chuck Grant shoots or self taken selfies for singles cover art.
  12. The N word. She probably said the N word.
  13. Lana owns about 6 houses in LA. The one from the party is the one she actually lives in. The others I think she will flip. Her dad's into real estate.
  14. So basically, they want their employees to be white and look like one of the models in the runway everyday. No wonder they're getting shit. As someone with naturally wavy/curly hair, I wouldn't be hired because I refuse to have a blow dryer anywhere near my hair. Imagine what a black person would feel seeing that. Also, seeing lots of comments about the birthday party on twitter and people asking why Lana doesn't have black friends. I wouldn't be shocked. Edit: Posting this here since it's about her Instagram posts. Lana made the list of worst celebrity responses to BLM. https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-absolute-worst-celebrity-responses-to-the-george-floyd-protests-from-lana-del-rey-to-nirvana?ref=scroll
  15. I think Lana's too lazy for that. That's what us mere peasants do with our hair. I think she wants it blonde right now but her stylist can fix it up more I think. Other then blow drying it. There's lost of chunks of white blonde here and there. Looks like a 2002 hair trend. Go ombre or balayage but do something with it Lana.
  16. I don't think Lana knows what's going on until the starfucker uploads it and fans alert Lana. Unless of course Lana is watching all of her friends IG stories which I highly doubt. She talks with a pap about taking photos of her plate, but her friends film her home and backyard which is just as revealing.
  17. Someone please check on Lana's creepy stalker dat1guitarguy on Instagram. Once he finds out she has a new man, he's going to go on a rampage in his parents basement. Edit: Just went into this mackenziestith person's IG account and she basically was filming Lana's backyard, including those grassed animals Lana bought years ago. What was the point of filming Lana head to toe in her home? Or the point to film her backyard like that? Knowing the woman has stalkers. She even filmed her way to Lana's house. I don't care if Lana met these girls in church, in a temple or at a AA meeting. The fact that she has one girl in her circle who makes her living selling celebrity stories to the tabloids and this girl who filmed Lana and her backyard... Lana's either blind as hell or stupid. Maybe Lana fell on her head a few times. Who freaking knows. But famous people can smell an awestruck starfucker a mile away except for Lana. It's one thing if this happens in the beginning of her fame, when she was 26. She's been in the business for 13+ years. She's 35 years old. Lana...girl...get your shit together and get rid of these awestruck starfuckers in your circle. Toby was the only one eating his cake, phone away, minding his own business. It's the nobodies instagram influencers filming everything and showing it off. Nevermind Lana has stalkers and it's not safe for people to see inside her house so directly. It's bad enough you got one of her most obsessed stalkers (dat1guitarguy) going to her church meetings and standing in front of her house.
  18. Come on now, we all know Lana likes to call the paparazzi on herself too. I doubt she minds that the leeches around her are calling them too.
  19. A leech in Lana's circle? Say it ain't so! That's never happened to her before! Not.
  20. After the UV album cover, I never expected a nice album cover from her ever again. The only album cover I think is legit beautiful is the cover for BTD and Paradise. Simple and beautiful. Then came UV and it's boring b & w cover and I was done. Lust for life = worst. NFR cover sent me to the ER with it's ugliness. I just look forward to the music being good (which it has except for the 97,000 duets on LFL) and that's it. I envision Lana making her sister taking some boring unimaginative photos because that's the way Lana wants it and as we seen the past few weeks, Lana is a stubborn mule. She wants what she wants. That includes ugly album covers and naming black female artists in her think pieces. Speaking of her album covers: https://www.interviewmagazine.com/music/lana-del-rey-norman-fucking-rockwell
  21. We know by her history that she's going to put some ugly ass photo for the new album cover. I just hope it's not as ugly as NFR.
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