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why on EARTH would you use the word yes my heart jumped a little

literally shaking about this idk how to celebrate

OH GAGGGGGGG

the bottle is so ugly i just had to buy it. atleast i wont lose it because it’s damn near flouresent

got my finger on the detonator crazy girl shit, gonna go Spring Breakers

still not over guess... try it, bite it, lick it, spit it pull it to the side and get all up in it wear 'em, post 'em might remix it send them to the dare, yeah, i think he's with it GUESS...

spent £35 on that club classics water bottle... 365365365365365...

conversation topics 🎀🥰✨ - lasso release date - valley of the dolls release when - where is roses bloom for you - blink twice if taylor swift is holding you hostage congratulations though! that is incredible!

why would this be thee most gag worthy cover wait.. welcome back fiona apple

yaaas so anniversary release on the 13th instead

i don’t think anyone expects her to do anything for it (especially after not doing anything for btd) but it’s fun to speculate what she could do if she could be bothered

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HELLO GOODBYE???? a hit!

again i truly see the vision with the name and the cover. genius. no notes only gripe is that green is iconic now and it is a bit of a shame to have that as the new main cover people will be streaming from

i actually don’t know what to do on the day what am i gonna wear how am i gonna walk

she has always been gorgeous but she has looked SO gorgeous recently oh my god

this oblivious queen..

when we see a splash of aqua paint..

everything is romantic kind of being the sleeper classic of 2024.. early nights in white sheets with lace curtains capri in the distance in a place that can make you change fall in love again and again

the bartender interlude genuinely gives me a visceral full body reaction i cant explain it. i feel almost dirty knowing it’s wasted

i wonder what @Sportscruiser is doing rn

this was unexpected omg.. charlene you will always be famous

she complimented them okay uniqlo!

i want to know about lasso lana get ur ass out NOW

these would be cool opening song first lyrics wait.. then the album turns into a super meta 4th wall breaking album of her speaking to lasso which symbolises americana and american history..