LanaFlowers

RIP Graham baby <333

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choo choo

norman after midnight

i want to see TEARS i want laura lee to eat her heart out

Ah, but you mustn't forget, Fetus Del Rey must be babied at all times or else!!! If the rudeness continues, she'll drop the only flash drive containing NFR in her banana pea puree, or even worse, her diaper.

This is only half-true for me, but the things that don't apply to me apply to people I've known and loved. People I've shared my life with. That's what bothers me the most. It's exploitative, and it's like she's making fun of us with her culture-vulture ways.

I'm sorry? How did Ultraviolence supposedly reveal the "BTD persona" was a lie? I didn't see any contradictions. I saw growth. And she seemed even more mature in Honeymoon. It still felt like the same person.

Hmm, I think In Your Car. Maybe Bartender.

Doin Time by Sublime Lana's version is only slightly above average

As far as I'm concerned, Lana Del Rey is gone. I'll be here for her if she ever comes back, but until then, I'll tolerate Elizabot's presence while waiting for NFR. I'll obviously not be buying it. I feel like I've already paid for it.

I agree. And, regarding stanning/unstanning...people should really look up what this means. What the whole concept really is about. Because I think to some, "stan" is just another word for "fan", but it doesn't work like that. It's not black and white. You don't have haters & indifferent people on one side, and obsessed superfans on the other. You can enjoy someone's music without feeling obligated to buy all the merch to "support them". You can go see them live without spending all your savings on tickets or quitting your job to be able to make it bc "it's mom". You can like an artist without agreeing with their their every choice or opinion. I don't see what "unstanning" has to do with our NFR blue balls. For some, it's a matter of closure. I know it is for me. Don't expect to see the same fervor for LDR7, not from this bitch. It should also be taken under consideration that this is a very confusing time for many Lana fans, because it's a confusing time for her as well. No one is here because of 2019 Lana. She's turning into the exact opposite of what she used to be; if she is doing an 180, where does that leave us? It goes without saying that people are bound to be feeling confused and conflicted. It's hard to just cut someone out of your life like that, even if it's just an artist you were a fan of. I'm jealous of, and happy for, anyone who can quit cold turkey. Say "I'm out", delete all her songs and never think about her again. But it's not that easy for many of us. And then you also have the tiny sliver of h*pe that maybe it's just a phase. I don't know why all of this is so hard to understand. (@ivy)

Someone's probably planning on hurting Lana but no one seems to really give a fuck. Including people who work with her.

Norman Fucking Rotting

Liar Del Rey

NFR is drugs cops stole before we got a chance to even try them

This is actually something I'm not sure belongs here! I don't think it's a lie per se. We know from HTD, with its "John" who is most likely Josh, and "Jim" which in this case is Joe, that she's not opposed to using a fake name to refer to a real person. "Jim" could be a place instead of a person, a place in her life that several men have filled. He could be somewhat of a stereotype, a caricature of her "type" -she has mentioned before that she always falls for the same type of guy. Maybe there was only one real "Jim", only one real man with that name, who came into her life before the others, and he had such a strong impact on her that she kept trying to find him in other men who were sufficiently like him. Maybe "Jim" is Lana's nymphet lol.

Ngl, you almost got me there

She certainly doesn't deserve our money, in my personal opinion

Azaelia: "you're a bum ass bitch who can't even release an album properly, your fans are hoping you retire" Lana: *releases ultra deluxe version of NFR, $1 leather bound poetry book w/ free international shipping & announces world tour*

b a n n e r

My pussy tastes like cha cha matcha My eyes are all empty inside I drink my coffee with sriracha Lana Del Rey has fucking died

I refuse to believe her pussy tastes like anything other than matcha tea at this point