LanaFlowers

her own twitter account lmao

I get these issues sometimes too. Won't let me post anything longer than a sentence

Twitter, years ago, also adding that she studies astrology. So, not a clueless muggle getting confused about sun sign dates.

CACKLING

She's not a Cancer, she's a lyin ass Gemini. Like we don't know how y'all are!

She has Mars & Mercury in Cancer. It would make sense for her to have Cancer traits without being one. Either way, I may not believe in the whole cusp theory, but there's no denying that people born on the first or last degree of a sign are often affected by the energy of the previous sign or the one that follows, respectively.

NOT this bitch trying to convince us she's a Scorpio Rising

August 2017 is when her face started looking weird *polishes chic tinfoil headdress*

She died in the cursed summer of 2017

Exactly. I've accepted that Lana is gone, and Norman Fucking Rockwell is the last Lana Del Rey album I'll be getting -if it ever comes out, that is. Her most recent work appears to be her poetry, and I'll be honest. I'm simply not here for odes to fuckboy waiters, tesla mom cars and crying crustaceans. I'm dreading to hear what Hillsong's darling Elizabot has been cooking up -if anything. It would certainly be nice if she proved me wrong, but I'm not holding out hope for it.

To be completely honest, I'd rather have NFR than any possible future project. I pretty much know how NFR's gonna be, I'm confident that I'm going to like it, and I need that closure. But for LDR7 and beyond, I can only assume the worst. So yeah if I had to choose, I'd take NFR and move on.

fake @@Ben Mawson, on the off chance that you're actually Ben, for the love of god pay some attention to the crazy creeps who think she's their soulmate and plan on flying to meet her. This South African dude seems fucking dangerous.

Definitely accurate in part

Hwell....considering the only accurate info so far has come from psychics....I don't see why this is unreasonable

I think if at least 20 people leave a comment on his next video we might actually have a chance.

def post this on the nfr thread

isn't he the one who predicted the whole James Charles/Tati thing??

Wasn't it confirmed by Honeymouns that the name is Wild One?

No way peroxide was graham. But I miss them both

I think woke!Lana is simply a result of that "chameleon soul" of hers. During the past few years, she's been hanging out with more progressive, socially aware people, including people of color. We know how it is with Lana, monkey see monkey do. If someone she likes is doing it, she'll do it too. Her "I'm a cool girltm who is too busy thinking about space and shit to care about human rights uwu pls pick me" shtick just wouldn't fly with these people. She doesn't care. She might come from a liberal background, but she's white and rich. She's so much safer than most women. She doesn't have to care, and if her environment didn't encourage her to act like she does, she wouldn't. It's easy to see that her heart just isn't in it. She'll go along with it...but deep down, it's like whatever.

"I made this account to tell you you're a bunch of ungrateful whores :)"

A Tragedy In 2000 Acts

We should make a Best Of using screenshots, make a nice little album and post it somewhere. Let's turn our suffering into art sisters

damn if recklessdaughter reads this she's gonna hit the bottle